Tell you what fellas, do yourself a favour and have another read of Spike Milligans six-part war reminiscences. After reading the first one fifteen years ago, someone bought me the whole set recently and i've been ploughing through them. That bloke got the sense of humour and mistrust of authority of the average squaddy just right. When he gets to his first working unit, he gets bollocked at the guardroom for being late, by the duty NCO. "Milligan, where the fcuk have you been?" "I've been busy." "I've been busy, BOMBARDIER!!!" "I'm a Bombardier, already?" Brilliant.