A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

Girl: "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"

Daddy: "They're mating."

Girl: "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"

Daddy: "That's a daddy longlegs."

Girl: "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?"

Daddy: "No, Both of them are daddy longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.

"Well, we're not having THAT GAY stuff happening in our garden."

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