A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. Girl: "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" Daddy: "They're mating." Girl: "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" Daddy: "That's a daddy longlegs." Girl: "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" Daddy: "No, Both of them are daddy longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT GAY stuff happening in our garden."