Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by SPSnoMore, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

    Girl: "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"

    Daddy: "They're mating."

    Girl: "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"

    Daddy: "That's a daddy longlegs."

    Girl: "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?"

    Daddy: "No, Both of them are daddy longlegs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.

    "Well, we're not having THAT GAY stuff happening in our garden."