Spice Girls Comeback

#1
Yep there back adn they will do a one Year World tour andearn £10 Million each. But Ginger says they are not doing this for the money in fact they dont need the money they will be doing this for the fans.
Well Ginger and the rest of the Girls if you aint doing it for the money why dont you donate the £50 Million that you will make there are a lot of people out there who have just lost there homes in the floods
 
#3
There was a picture in The Times yesterday of them when they first started out and I was astonished to discover that 4 of them were quite attractive at the time (I've never liked that Beckham woman). Sadly they've declined since; the only one I'd shag now is Bunton, and even then I'd do it out of spite.
 
#4
mapco said:
Yep there back adn they will do a one Year World tour andearn £10 Million each. But Ginger says they are not doing this for the money in fact they dont need the money they will be doing this for the fans.
Well Ginger and the rest of the Girls if you aint doing it for the money why dont you donate the £50 Million that you will make there are a lot of people out there who have just lost there homes in the floods
.................Amen


P.S. A service charity would be absolutely fantastic.
 
#5
mapco said:
Yep there back adn they will do a one Year World tour andearn £10 Million each. But Ginger says they are not doing this for the money in fact they dont need the money they will be doing this for the fans.
Well Ginger and the rest of the Girls if you aint doing it for the money why dont you donate the £50 Million that you will make there are a lot of people out there who have just lost there homes in the floods
That's assuming anyone is foolish enough to pay to see/hear them again!
 

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#6
Sir_General_Jackarson said:
mapco said:
Yep there back adn they will do a one Year World tour andearn £10 Million each. But Ginger says they are not doing this for the money in fact they dont need the money they will be doing this for the fans.
Well Ginger and the rest of the Girls if you aint doing it for the money why dont you donate the £50 Million that you will make there are a lot of people out there who have just lost there homes in the floods
.................Amen


P.S. A service charity would be absolutely fantastic.
And Bat_Crab would chip in an extra few quid for a baby bone option...
 
#7
Bat_Crab said:
There was a picture in The Times yesterday of them when they first started out and I was astonished to discover that 4 of them were quite attractive at the time (I've never liked that Beckham woman). Sadly they've declined since; the only one I'd shag now is Bunton, and even then I'd do it out of spite.
You wouldn't diddle the skinny Vickster?

Gayer.

(no-one is suggesting talking to her or funding her frock habit)
 
#8
I'll tell you what I want;
What I really, really want...

Them to f*ck off into obscurity and take their well-honed miming skills with them. They make the Big Brother house look interesting and talented - not the contestants, the building!
 
#9
mapco said:
there are a lot of people out there who have just lost there homes in the floods
Who'd have thought it, hold the front page, "Houses built on flood plain, flooded!"
My house is on a hill, go figure.

Oh yes, the Spice Girls? yup, they'd all get it.
Awooga!
 
#11
Bat_Crab said:
There was a picture in The Times yesterday of them when they first started out and I was astonished to discover that 4 of them were quite attractive at the time (I've never liked that Beckham woman). Sadly they've declined since; the only one I'd shag now is Bunton, and even then I'd do it out of spite.
I recall an article about her, a blerk was quoted as saying that she wasn't quite such a baby when he boned her in his Mini Cooper, she booted off all of the flick switches
 
#12
Trevelez said:
Bat_Crab said:
There was a picture in The Times yesterday of them when they first started out and I was astonished to discover that 4 of them were quite attractive at the time (I've never liked that Beckham woman). Sadly they've declined since; the only one I'd shag now is Bunton, and even then I'd do it out of spite.
I recall an article about her, a blerk was quoted as saying that she wasn't quite such a baby when he boned her in his Mini Cooper, she booted off all of the flick switches
And some of those were a right bugger to replace. Did it have bucket seats out of interest?
 
#13
mapco said:
Yep there back adn they will do a one Year World tour andearn £10 Million each. But Ginger says they are not doing this for the money in fact they dont need the money they will be doing this for the fans.
Well Ginger and the rest of the Girls if you aint doing it for the money why dont you donate the £50 Million that you will make there are a lot of people out there who have just lost there homes in the floods

what kind of role models are they to our children . with only one husband between the four of them
 
#14
If I see that Beckham woman one more time, I'll put a contract out on her.

I'll get a hitman to spray her with liquid poo everytime she makes a public appearance.

Then I will laugh, like this "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!".
 
#15
I for one wouldn't mind being dipped in chocolate and laid on a silver platter before them.

p.s if any of Girls Aloud are reading, I would also be prepared to do the same for you.
 
#16
Dilfor said:
Trevelez said:
Bat_Crab said:
There was a picture in The Times yesterday of them when they first started out and I was astonished to discover that 4 of them were quite attractive at the time (I've never liked that Beckham woman). Sadly they've declined since; the only one I'd shag now is Bunton, and even then I'd do it out of spite.
I recall an article about her, a blerk was quoted as saying that she wasn't quite such a baby when he boned her in his Mini Cooper, she booted off all of the flick switches
And some of those were a right bugger to replace. Did it have bucket seats out of interest?
Aye, and a swan neck gearstick
 
#17
Fallschirmmongsturm said:
If I see that Beckham woman one more time, I'll put a contract out on her.

I'll get a hitman to spray her with liquid poo everytime she makes a public appearance.

Then I will laugh, like this "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!".
yeah but tell me that if you found her lithesome self lying naked, pouting and covered with diamonds and all that (and not uttering a single word of course) on your bed space begging you (silently, so with her eyes natch) to 'zig a zig ah' her, that you wouldn't maybe just pop in for a bit, as it were? No questions asked - and you get a signed photo of David?
 
#18
Dilfor said:
Fallschirmmongsturm said:
If I see that Beckham woman one more time, I'll put a contract out on her.

I'll get a hitman to spray her with liquid poo everytime she makes a public appearance.

Then I will laugh, like this "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!".
yeah but tell me that if you found her lithesome self lying naked, pouting and covered with diamonds and all that (and not uttering a single word of course) on your bed space begging you (silently, so with her eyes natch) to 'zig a zig ah' her, that you wouldn't maybe just pop in for a bit, as it were? No questions asked - and you get a signed photo of David?
Only if she 'tied me body down and wound it all around'.
 
#19
Dilfor said:
Fallschirmmongsturm said:
If I see that Beckham woman one more time, I'll put a contract out on her.

I'll get a hitman to spray her with liquid poo everytime she makes a public appearance.

Then I will laugh, like this "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!".
yeah but tell me that if you found her lithesome self lying naked, pouting and covered with diamonds and all that (and not uttering a single word of course) on your bed space begging you (silently, so with her eyes natch) to 'zig a zig ah' her, that you wouldn't maybe just pop in for a bit, as it were? No questions asked - and you get a signed photo of David?
Dilfor, I'd rather brain myself. She is a pretentious arrogant excoriatingly purile inverted nipple of a woman.

The only thing I'd "pop in" would be a chainsaw to her crainium.
 
#20
Dilfor said:
Fallschirmmongsturm said:
If I see that Beckham woman one more time, I'll put a contract out on her.

I'll get a hitman to spray her with liquid poo everytime she makes a public appearance.

Then I will laugh, like this "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!".
yeah but tell me that if you found her lithesome self lying naked, pouting and covered with diamonds and all that (and not uttering a single word of course) on your bed space begging you (silently, so with her eyes natch) to 'zig a zig ah' her, that you wouldn't maybe just pop in for a bit, as it were? No questions asked - and you get a signed photo of David?
You sicken me, she looks like one the lizards off 'V'

Geri, on the other hand, is looking increasingly like a doable, hippyish MILF. Maybe a ceramics teacher with loose freckly bubs. 8)
 

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