spetnez vs green berat

#1
ON bravo last night completely barking hours worth of TV.
slighty fat spams in loads of gear who may or may not be ex green berats.
vs two gaunt and very nails sounding if not completely insane russians.

mad drills comparing grenades throw grenade then run away.
the ballistic knife got an airing.

The russians won :D
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
did they do their throwing the sharpened entrenching tool at the target while leaping off a trampoline trick?
 
#3
no strangly the Green Berats were floating about with entrenching tools.
while the spetnez had there ballistic knife.
 
#4
Watched it. Thought the 'Spetsnaz' were completely insane. Deserved to win imho :D
 
#5
Excellent series, with the William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu episode my personal favourite. :D 8)

The Samurai vs Viking was a load of b0llocks, though. :roll:
 
#6
brighton hippy said:
no strangly the Green Berats were floating about with entrenching tools.
while the spetnez had there ballistic knife.
BH are you referring to Khazakstani, mankini wearing SFSG Green Borats?
 
#7
Werewolf said:
Excellent series, with the William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu episode my personal favourite. :D 8)

The Samurai vs Viking was a load of b0llocks, though. :roll:
Can't wait for the next one, sounds totally ridiculous:- Pirate Vs Knight.
 
#8
BrokenArrow said:
Werewolf said:
Excellent series, with the William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu episode my personal favourite. :D 8)

The Samurai vs Viking was a load of b0llocks, though. :roll:
Can't wait for the next one, sounds totally ridiculous:- Pirate Vs Knight.
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight! :twisted:
 
#9
Werewolf said:
BrokenArrow said:
Werewolf said:
Excellent series, with the William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu episode my personal favourite. :D 8)

The Samurai vs Viking was a load of b0llocks, though. :roll:
Can't wait for the next one, sounds totally ridiculous:- Pirate Vs Knight.
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight! :twisted:
The lance from the knight'll do the job while Blackbeard is busy sorting the wooden leg out! :twisted:
 
#10
BrokenArrow said:
Werewolf said:
BrokenArrow said:
Werewolf said:
Excellent series, with the William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu episode my personal favourite. :D 8)

The Samurai vs Viking was a load of b0llocks, though. :roll:
Can't wait for the next one, sounds totally ridiculous:- Pirate Vs Knight.
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight! :twisted:
The lance from the knight'll do the job while Blackbeard is busy sorting the wooden leg out! :twisted:
OK, they were sh1t gats, but the flintlock, blunderbus etc were still firearms. It will come down to speed and firepower; if the knight's armour can't stop the pirate's rounds, it's just so much dead weight. :wink:
 
#11
Aye, agreed. Just love to see how they portray this pirate in the reconstructions :D
 
#14
Werewolf said:
Excognito said:
Werewolf said:
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight! :twisted:
?

How are you going to cut your victims' ears off?
Pussy! Real men BITE them off! :D
Yes, I'm well aware that Real Men bite Pussy, but ...

I find that the sight of blood dripping down one's chin gave the chaps the impression that one had been injured ... not good for morale. Besides, it's quicker with a knife (can also drill a hole through the ear with a knife (to add it to the string)) which means more time to accumulate victims :D
 
#15
I waiting for something more realistic like skinheads V obvious but unexpectedly useful homosexuals.
 
#16
alib said:
I waiting for something more realistic like skinheads V obvious but unexpectedly useful homosexuals.
Oh, come on - civilians against 3 Para Mortars is hardly a fair fight! 8O :D
 
#17
Excognito said:
Werewolf said:
Excognito said:
Werewolf said:
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight! :twisted:
?

How are you going to cut your victims' ears off?
Pussy! Real men BITE them off! :D
Yes, I'm well aware that Real Men bite Pussy, but ...

I find that the sight of blood dripping down one's chin gave the chaps the impression that one had been injured ... not good for morale. Besides, it's quicker with a knife (can also drill a hole through the ear with a knife (to add it to the string)) which means more time to accumulate victims :D
You've been watching Universal Soldier again, have'nt you? :D 8)
 
#18
Werewolf said:
Excognito said:
Werewolf said:
Excognito said:
Werewolf said:
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight! :twisted:
?

How are you going to cut your victims' ears off?
Pussy! Real men BITE them off! :D
Yes, I'm well aware that Real Men bite Pussy, but ...

I find that the sight of blood dripping down one's chin gave the chaps the impression that one had been injured ... not good for morale. Besides, it's quicker with a knife (can also drill a hole through the ear with a knife (to add it to the string)) which means more time to accumulate victims :D
You've been watching Universal Soldier again, have'nt you? :D 8)
Almost right ... swap the subject and object of "watching" :twisted:
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#19
alib said:
I waiting for something more realistic like skinheads V obvious but unexpectedly useful homosexuals.
Did you catch West Ham vs Millwall the other night?

Entirely off-topic, but reminded by the previous poster. Saw a good line yesterday:

"The charity event for Paranoid Schizophrenic Homosexuals was going well until somebody shouted, 'He's behind you!'"
 
#20
Excognito said:
Besides, it's quicker with a knife (can also drill a hole through the ear with a knife (to add it to the string)) which means more time to accumulate victims :D
I was under the impression Ears come with holes as standard to begin with.
 
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