Spesial forses

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  1. I think my burd wants to join spesial forses

    Dos she have to joyn the army to do this
     
  2. Learn to spell you dopey prick..........
     
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  3. Speshul fowces = soldiers who can't read or write.
     
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  4. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    do they have female paras yet?
     
  5. Speshul fowces = wah
     
  6. I call Wah.

    Yes. Yes she would.
     
  7. which special forces?
    the ones in the army?
    thatyou are asking about on an Army website?

    Think youve answered your own question there havent you.

    Now go and tie yourself into a bin bag and jump in a river.
     
  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    which reminds me rainman is on tonite! :)
     
  9. Your bird's a cunt and I want to turn her into compost.
     
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  10. Yes: PRT (ten fucking letters)
     
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  11. Judging by his grammar I'm guessing he was probably involved in the riots this week.
     
  12. Show me a photo of your birds cunt, stretched out like a spatchcock chicken
     
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  13. She won't be your bird for long if she joins up :D
     
  14. Wind up. Try harder next week. D-
     
  15. Exactly. She'll belong to another clunge licking, locker-headed, bull dyke squaddie 'BoB'. The gopping canoe-footed cunts.
     
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