So it's started 'n we'll see lots of inspirational people overcoming adversity... But sod that, an opportunity to laugh at other people's misfortune is much more entertaining - any suggestions for events that'd be truer to the Arrse ethos? My proposals to get the ball rolling: Wheelchair pole vault. 100m window lick. Paraplegic triple jump, or hop, hop & hop. The Down's 400m relay - melting ice cream cone to replace baton.