Sperm inspection

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  1. has anyone been able to see sperm with a basic microscope, if so what magnification, i had vasectomy yrs ago but got paranoid it may of reversed, so i got a microscope from Argos knocked one off the wrist and inspected the load, i didnt see swimmers but now im doubting my scientific experiment.
  2. Pop down to your local Sperm Donation Clinic, I'm sure they'll check the authenticity of your load before pipetting up some child doting hippy.
  3. I couldn't fit all mine onto a microscope slide. I squeezed the sock as hard as I could, but the results were poor.
  4. Shag a random selection of scutters and if any get pregnant... Hey Presto! successful reversal!!

    Of course if you catch Chlamydia it can make you sterile.
  5. Your vasectomy won't have reversed. don't worry.
  6. Do you know Sluggy?
  7. I wouldn't worry, nobody wants to shag you anyway.
  8. lol good one, thats what ya wife said tee hee
  9. Tee Hee? what is this? the Beano?
  10. What? At the price it fucking costs these da...... ah shit....
  11. [​IMG]
  12. still no swimmers
  13. Come in your wives mouth get her to tell you if she feels anything moving, no fucking chance of working but worth a free blow job