SPERM in Bristol - Friday 13th June - Do ya bit!

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  1. Is the following some kind of recruiting drive at Abbey Wood?

    REGISTER NOW FOR THE FATHERS DAY DEMO

    Register today at office@fathers-4-justice.org - spread to other groups and forums – all welcome!

    FATHERS 4 JUSTICE & SPERM (Society for the Promotion of Equal Rights for Men) presents...

    “THE FATHERS 4 JUSTICE DAY – WORLD’S FIRST NATIONAL SPERM STRIKE - AGAINST THE CSA – FRIDAY 13TH JUNE”

    Are you a redundant dad?
    Did you get your P45 but are still being fleeced?
    Are you angry with the CSA? Have they stitched you up?
    Now it’s YOUR turn to have YOUR say this Fathers Day.

    Don’t let Labour Make Fatherhood Redundant!
    Ask ‘Flash’ Gordon why he doesn’t give a toss for fathers!

    Make your sperm count at Bristol Job Centre, The Pithay, Bristol, Avon, BS1 2NQ between 10.00am – 2.00pm on Friday 13th June 2008 where dads will be arriving looking for work as, er, dads before we move on to our top secret target.

    Fathers are being made redundant in the family courts and by the CSA. As one dad said to us recently, “I used to be a dad, now I’ve been made redundant and instead of a redundancy package, I now have to pay through the nose for the privilege of not seeing my kids!”

    Featuring: a giant 40ft long phallic symbol with the words ‘FREE OUR COX – DON’T TAX OUR TADGERS’

    What to bring: white space hoppers, white balloons, gallons of wallpaper paste, foam machines, giant water cannons from Woolworths, air horns, whistles, ‘Boycott Your Sperm Bank’ banners.

    Dress: All White, white ‘Sperm’ T shirts (available on day)

    Music: Monty Python’s ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ & ‘The Penis Song’

    Finale: a buttock bearing finale of ‘Don’t go down with Brown’ - Todgers on stun! Let's baste the bastards!

    Vote: With your loins. The sperm has turned – don’t go with the flow.

    Get your Super Sperm costumes here:
    http://www.fancydress.com/shop/product-view/134056?usca%5fp=t&product%5fid=134056
    http://www.measureformeasure.co.uk/-7104

    PRE-REGISTRATION ESSENTIAL AT: office@fathers-4-justice.org
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    Top Super Sperms in Action http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fR1YGag9p-8

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    ANGRY WITH THE CSA?
    CHECK OUT THESE CLIPS AND THEN REGISTER WITH OUR PROTEST!!!

    Part 1
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6vqCGhJBK4

    New! Part 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOi2fvKbYSU
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    JUST OUT!!! JUST OUT!!! JUST OUT!!! JUST OUT!!! JUST OUT!!!

    THE OFFICIAL FATHERS 4 JUSTICE HANDBOOK – A SURVIVAL GUIDE TO THE CSA & FAMILY COURTS
    By Nick Langford. £15.00

    Published on Monday 9th June 2008 as a PDF.

    To register for a copy please email office@fathers-4-justice.org or visit www.fathers-4-justice.org from Monday 8th June where you can download your copy for £15.00 payable by Paypal.

    The Official Fathers 4 Justice Handbook provides advice and information for those who wish to navigate the Family Courts as litigants in person without the aid of ineffectual and prohibitively expensive lawyers. Designed to work alongside membership of Fathers 4 Justice, the Handbook leads the reader through the perils of divorce, parental responsibility and dispute resolution, with a view to helping him or her retain a meaningful and unobstructed relationship with his children.

    If that goes wrong, as so often it does in the Devil’s Labyrinth, the Handbook provides further advice on putting together a case for shared residence or contact and presenting it in court, covering aspects such as,

    · Position statements and bundles

    · The use of McKenzie Friends

    · Examining witnesses

    · Dealing with CAFCASS

    · The appeals procedure

    · Countering false allegations and parental alienation

    · Child abduction

    In addition the Handbook contains a substantial section on Britain’s grossly unjust child support system and how best to engage with the CSA, and gives advice for grandparents and other family members, and on what to do if you are arrested.

    The Fathers 4 Justice Handbook is essential reading for any parent experiencing divorce or at risk of divorce and who wants to ensure a continuing relationship with his or her children. It should also be read by anyone who wants a deeper understanding of the Fathers 4 Justice campaign and what it is that makes otherwise law-abiding men don the lycra and scale public buildings.

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    Finally, for your entertainment!

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/269843/the_penis_song/

    It is the year 2020 and a radical reminist movement has taken control of the government. In an attempt to quash unbridled machismo, every unmarried man's penis must be registered with the office of phallic affairs (OFA)
     
  2. So, it could get a little sticky in Bristol on Friday? :D

    Litotes
     
  3. a friend of mine had similar trouble with an ex who accussed him of child abuse, etc denying him any contact with his child, he had to go through the courts and pay all costs while the mother had all her cost paid by legal aids, in order to gain access, she accussed him of being mentally ill etc and wanted his medical record revealed in court.
    The judge to his credit said I want to see both your medical record, turned out he had no mental problems however she had a history of depression, mental issues, etc it backfired on her, he didn't thankfully lose his house as she was already in her own flat.
    he still had to pay maintenance and can now see his Daughter when he wanted to.

    Don't these Mothers realise by denying access they are setting themselves up for fall especially when they realise that they have missed out on years of contact with their Father.

    he is now an active member of fathers4Justice and has dressed up as super heroes
     
  4. :? As a bloke who has had many a night out in Brissol, I think you will find it is always sticky :D :D
     
  5. make sure you don't go into a gay bar by accident :D