sperm bank

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by madhooch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Man in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a gun, "open the fcuking safe" he shouts to the manageress.
    He says " now take a sample out and drink it", she drinks it and wipes her mouth.
    Suddenly the man takes off his mask to reveal its her husband.
    He says " see it's not that fcuking difficult is it?"