A masked robber runs into a Sperm bank and points a handgun at the receptionist. "Open the safe!" barks the robber. "You know this isn't a real bank?" the receptionist replies... "Just do it!" So the woman opens the safe and pulls out a small flask of sperm. The robber shouts: "Drink it now!" Slowly, the woman drinks all the sperm. The robber pulls off his balaclava, revealing himself as her husband and he says: "See, not so hard is it?"