Sperm Bank Robbery

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A masked robber runs into a Sperm bank and points a handgun at the receptionist.

"Open the safe!" barks the robber.
"You know this isn't a real bank?" the receptionist replies...
"Just do it!"

So the woman opens the safe and pulls out a small flask of sperm. The robber shouts:

"Drink it now!"

Slowly, the woman drinks all the sperm. The robber pulls off his balaclava, revealing himself as her husband and he says:

"See, not so hard is it?"
 
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