Sperm Bank Robbery

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A masked robber runs into a Sperm bank and points a handgun at the receptionist.

    "Open the safe!" barks the robber.
    "You know this isn't a real bank?" the receptionist replies...
    "Just do it!"

    So the woman opens the safe and pulls out a small flask of sperm. The robber shouts:

    "Drink it now!"

    Slowly, the woman drinks all the sperm. The robber pulls off his balaclava, revealing himself as her husband and he says:

    "See, not so hard is it?"