Spending too much time on ARRSE? Pay a bird to slap you.

#2
The amount of shit I get for browsing this site, I think to get me productive my work mates, best pals. Misses and family would have to kick fuck out of me to get me to do something other than read everything on here? No idea why I spend my days sifting through the daily shit on here?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#3
The amount of shit I get for browsing this site, I think to get me productive my work mates, best pals. Misses and family would have to kick fuck out of me to get me to do something other than read everything on here? No idea why I spend my days sifting through the daily shit on here?
Because you are sad, friendless, and unloved? Just a theory, obviously.
 
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#7
What sort of inadequate loser has to pay a woman to slap him? I can get slapped for free anytime I want, they're even queueing up to do it!
 
#8
I would prefer to employ a woman to suck me off every time I come here......only problem is, she would suck me dry 5 times over.
 
#9
When you realise you're spending too long on ARRSE, you should go and give a bird a good hard spanking, sometimes with a butt-plug up her, sometimes not.

Same principle only less gay.
 

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