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Speeding driver or fat chav?

#3
What do they mean "suspected" he was either driving at that speed or he wasn't are they going to come back and say sorry our mistake he was only going at 20mph
 
#5
So the car had a fault with the accelerator, the gear system (I am not sure about autos, but I think you can put them in to neutral whilst driving, at the very least you can put them in to 2nd or 3rd gear only which would have slowed him down a bit) and with the brakes, as they stopped working.

None of which has shown up in two inspections of his car?

Rubbish.

He could have stopped the car or at the very least kept the speed lower than 130mph!!!!!

Edit to add.

Either that or he couldn't lift his fat foot of the accelerator pedal and a coke can or big mac or something had wedged under the brake pedal.
 
#8
Automatics can be put into neutral or gears 2 or 3, whilst driving. This is claerly just a fat chav with no sense. Did he think just SAYING there was a fault would get him off? Fool.
 
#10
Trevelez said:
Fat and rather curious looking chav; what's that thing I'm thinking about, yes the ignition switch. I believe it stops the engine :evil:
Yup! 1st click = ignition off; 2nd click = steering lock, or did he not know that? He is a fat brain-dead chav, and the cnut is certainly trying it on!
 
#14
FAT, LYING, BLONDE DYED HAIR, RUST BUCKET BMW DRIVING, OXYGEN THEIVEING CNUT WITH A MATCHING MIROWAVE FOOD AND MACDONALDS EATING WIFE/ COUNCIL TAX DODGING LIVE IN 'BIRD'........ETC, ETC,ETC

ahh, thats better.
 

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