Speed cameras? Now Anti food and drink cameras!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Baldrick66, Dec 29, 2007.

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  1. The latest money cash cow for HMG.

    Daily Hate

    Camera's for speeding, road tax evasion, number plate recognition and now............ mobile phones, smoking, eating and drinking.

    And of course these are for 'Road Safety' ........ NOT!
  2. Don't forget Anti Smoking too.

    Where and when will this madness stop and the Police catch REAL criminals?

  3. Excellent, now when i see a camera i won't know whether to put my roll down, chuck my coffee out the window, put my tab out or hit the brakes. How damn confusing.
  4. Does this mean i cant shave in the car anymore?
  5. msr

    msr LE

    Yes, and neither can you put your make up on...
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Can I get done for flicking the bird at cameras?
  7. interesting article here that says only 17% of those convicted of carrying a knife were actually locked up ...
    article here
    I wonder how many would have been given heavy fines/sent down if they had been sitting in a car when the knife was spotted?
  8. Target at one thousand yards, in your own time carry on!!
  9. Why would i want to put make up on?
  10. Because I'm not going out with you until you do.
  11. well thats good because im a man and i dont want to go out with you.
  12. That's a shame. I was proper looking forward to an evening's dogging in Asda's car park.
  13. Anti-dogging cameras mate, move on.
  14. Well im fucked cos now i drive a wagon and how do i read me paper eat a bacon sarnie look in the AtoZ and light a fag now probably get an instant ban.
  15. Even MDN would turn down a nights dogging with you