A bloke and his wife were shopping in Sainsbury's when the guy spotted a special offer....12 cans of Stella for a tenner. He picked up a pack and placed them in the trolley, his wife immediately removed them, saying "They cost ten pounds, that's Far too expensive." and she put them back on the shelf. In the next aisle she picked up a £25.00 jar of face cream and placed in the trolley. Her husband said "Hey, hold on a minute, that way too expensive." The woman said "But it helps to make me look beautiful." He said.... "So do twelve cans of Stella....... but at less than half the bloody price"