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Special needs trampolining

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mountain_goat, Jan 23, 2007.

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  1. Mountain_goat

    Mountain_goat Old-Salt

    i've just had a txt off a mate thats a trampoline instructor ,asking me not to meet her after work next week because she's taken a couple of special cases onto her course i replied "fcuk that i'm there and if you need some extera beer tokens i know a few people that would pay to see that"
    in rely i got " you sick fcuker you need help".

    This got me thinking:

    A: would you pay to see a ginger mong on a trampoline

    B: what other sport/activity would you pay for to see a retard do?

    Oh and tickets are £10
     
    Mountain_goat, Jan 23, 2007
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  2. buggrit

    buggrit LE
    1. Engineers
    2. Millitary Masons

    Mong boxing would be good. Or Mong WWF King of the Ring. Feckin dribble and Mlllaaaarrr fest. :crazy:
     
    buggrit, Jan 24, 2007
    #2
  3. crabtastic

    crabtastic LE

    crabtastic, Jan 24, 2007
    #3
  4. indoubitabley

    indoubitabley LE

    How can I buy a ticket???

    Is there is any chance to get them ice skating, on the 110 m hurdles, or ski jumping (basically anything that has a chance of me seeing a spaccer fall over)?
     
    indoubitabley, Jan 24, 2007
    #4
  5. Narcissus

    Narcissus War Hero

    Freefall display team?
     
    Narcissus, Jan 24, 2007
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  6. Pielover

    Pielover Old-Salt

    Bobbing for apples would be funny as feck, especially if the apples were bobbing in vinegar or benz.

    Mong Twister? Winner gets a red balloon?

    Or how about one of those fairground stalls that have the rubber ducks that you have to pick up using a stick with a hook on? That would be great if you made the joeys use head dobbers instead of sticks.

    At the end of the day I'd pay just to prod one with a stick.
     
    Pielover, Jan 24, 2007
    #6
  7. RFUK

    RFUK LE

    Skydiving...

    Red on, Green on, MLAAARRRRRRRR!!!!
     
    RFUK, Jan 24, 2007
    #7
  8. crabtastic

    crabtastic LE

    Always liked the idea raised by the (sadly now deleted) review of John's Not Mad, on Amazon:

    "Brought to you by the same people who brought you orienteering for the visually impaired and Downs Syndrome bungee jumping."
     
    crabtastic, Jan 24, 2007
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  9. Mountain_goat

    Mountain_goat Old-Salt

    B.A.S.E jumping
     
    Mountain_goat, Jan 24, 2007
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  10. Mountain_goat

    Mountain_goat Old-Salt

    Curling
     
    Mountain_goat, Jan 24, 2007
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  11. Bowser-Mong

    Bowser-Mong

    LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL. ABSOLUTELY FCUKING HILARIOUS THREAD. QUALITY SUPERB. Now excuse me whilst I get back to my Mong Porn.
     
    Bowser-Mong, Jan 24, 2007
    #11
  12. Bowser-Mong

    Bowser-Mong

    Why not organise Mong Bungee Jumps with the elastic being an inch to long or Mong Tandem Jumps.
     
    Bowser-Mong, Jan 24, 2007
    #12
  13. JRHartley

    JRHartley LE

    Definite candidate for a "Pay-per-view" podcast
     
    JRHartley, Jan 24, 2007
    #13
  14. indoubitabley

    indoubitabley LE

    Synchronised swimming may be a good one.

    Or you could take away their red balloons, throw them on a rugby pitch, and pretend it's the R. Sigs Corps team!
     
    indoubitabley, Jan 24, 2007
    #14
  16. Giblets

    Giblets War Hero

    I'd pay to see two mlllarrs covered in grease and fcuking. But then, I really am sick!! What about mllaaarr mud wrestling . . . in sh1te? :cyclopsani:
     
    Giblets, Jan 24, 2007
    #15
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