Special needs trampolining

#1
i've just had a txt off a mate thats a trampoline instructor ,asking me not to meet her after work next week because she's taken a couple of special cases onto her course i replied "fcuk that i'm there and if you need some extera beer tokens i know a few people that would pay to see that"
in rely i got " you sick fcuker you need help".

This got me thinking:

A: would you pay to see a ginger mong on a trampoline

B: what other sport/activity would you pay for to see a retard do?

Oh and tickets are £10
 
#4
How can I buy a ticket???

Is there is any chance to get them ice skating, on the 110 m hurdles, or ski jumping (basically anything that has a chance of me seeing a spaccer fall over)?
 
#6
Bobbing for apples would be funny as feck, especially if the apples were bobbing in vinegar or benz.

Mong Twister? Winner gets a red balloon?

Or how about one of those fairground stalls that have the rubber ducks that you have to pick up using a stick with a hook on? That would be great if you made the joeys use head dobbers instead of sticks.

At the end of the day I'd pay just to prod one with a stick.
 
#8
Always liked the idea raised by the (sadly now deleted) review of John's Not Mad, on Amazon:

"Brought to you by the same people who brought you orienteering for the visually impaired and Downs Syndrome bungee jumping."
 
#15
I'd pay to see two mlllarrs covered in grease and fcuking. But then, I really am sick!! What about mllaaarr mud wrestling . . . in sh1te? :cyclopsani:
 
#16
Some television programmes would be good.
How about a "special" episode of fort boyard?
Would be feckin hilarious watching the mongs mlaaaaring and drooling and trying to pet the tigers.

The best ones would have to be Takishes castle or X - Factor.
 
#18
ex-telemech said:
Some television programmes would be good.
How about a "special" episode of fort boyard?
Would be feckin hilarious watching the mongs mlaaaaring and drooling and trying to pet the tigers.

The best ones would have to be Takishes castle or X - Factor.

Mmmmllllaaarrr Factor?
 

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