Special needs trampolining

[Mountain_goat]

i've just had a txt off a mate thats a trampoline instructor ,asking me not to meet her after work next week because she's taken a couple of special cases onto her course i replied "fcuk that i'm there and if you need some extera beer tokens i know a few people that would pay to see that"
in rely i got " you sick fcuker you need help".

This got me thinking:

A: would you pay to see a ginger mong on a trampoline

B: what other sport/activity would you pay for to see a retard do?

Oh and tickets are £10

 

[buggrit]

Mong boxing would be good. Or Mong WWF King of the Ring. Feckin dribble and Mlllaaaarrr fest.

 

[crabtastic]

Be a good boy and take a video camera, will you?

www.youtube.com

 

[indoubitabley]

How can I buy a ticket???

Is there is any chance to get them ice skating, on the 110 m hurdles, or ski jumping (basically anything that has a chance of me seeing a spaccer fall over)?

 

[Narcissus]

Freefall display team?

 

[Pielover]

Bobbing for apples would be funny as feck, especially if the apples were bobbing in vinegar or benz.

Mong Twister? Winner gets a red balloon?

Or how about one of those fairground stalls that have the rubber ducks that you have to pick up using a stick with a hook on? That would be great if you made the joeys use head dobbers instead of sticks.

At the end of the day I'd pay just to prod one with a stick.

 

[RFUK]

Skydiving...

Red on, Green on, MLAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

 

[crabtastic]

Always liked the idea raised by the (sadly now deleted) review of John's Not Mad, on Amazon:

"Brought to you by the same people who brought you orienteering for the visually impaired and Downs Syndrome bungee jumping."

 

[Mountain_goat]

B.A.S.E jumping

 

[Mountain_goat]

Curling

 

[Bowser-Mong]

LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL. ABSOLUTELY FCUKING HILARIOUS THREAD. QUALITY SUPERB. Now excuse me whilst I get back to my Mong Porn.

 

[Bowser-Mong]

Why not organise Mong Bungee Jumps with the elastic being an inch to long or Mong Tandem Jumps.

 

[JRHartley]

Definite candidate for a "Pay-per-view" podcast

 

[indoubitabley]

Synchronised swimming may be a good one.

Or you could take away their red balloons, throw them on a rugby pitch, and pretend it's the R. Sigs Corps team!

 

[Giblets]

I'd pay to see two mlllarrs covered in grease and fcuking. But then, I really am sick!! What about mllaaarr mud wrestling . . . in sh1te?

 

[ex-telemech]

Some television programmes would be good.
How about a "special" episode of fort boyard?
Would be feckin hilarious watching the mongs mlaaaaring and drooling and trying to pet the tigers.

The best ones would have to be Takishes castle or X - Factor.

 

[Mountain_goat]

Bring back crystal maze

 

[buggrit]

Some television programmes would be good.
How about a "special" episode of fort boyard?
Would be feckin hilarious watching the mongs mlaaaaring and drooling and trying to pet the tigers.

The best ones would have to be Takishes castle or X - Factor.

Mmmmllllaaarrr Factor?

 

[Yes_Sir!]

What about Mong, We are the Champions.

The best bit would be the water. Utter Kaos.

Any ideas for competitions?

 

[asmallbrownduck]

What about:


Knitting
Unicycling
Potholing
Hairdressing
Ice skating
Keyhole surgery


Where is it and,
Where do I send my £10?





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