Special needs pets

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Barrack Room Lawyer, Nov 19, 2008.

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  1. Perhaps they are like people - how do you know they aren't just stupid fucks?
  2. makes a change pets needing care'rs, usually there is some fooker who cant be arrsed seeing, exploiting a dog animal for its eyes... and so on... ignorant fookers using thier ears... and lazy cnuts just making them work thier ikkle legs off.
  3. Special needs pets?

    Check out the mongtard tiger He is a fuckwit with big mongy teeth. Apparently it has Downs so it could be placated with a laboon and ishecleem but I wouldn't want to see it throw a wobbler when someone takes it teddy off of it!

    I am now wasting time looking on the internet to see what other species suffer from the mong-gene
  4. oop, being a bit downs myself at the mo :oops:
  5. is it me or do dolphins look like they are surplus in the chromosone department



  6. Spacker dolphins! Their flippers have a clawlike aspect to them, and they appear to be honking 'laboon, laboon!