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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cernunnos, Dec 8, 2008.

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  1. ARRSE DIY Irish bacon kit!


    Fatten it up yourself on all those Xmas leftovers, before knocking it on the head in the new year when you're really skint!
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Is that Eddie who lives upstairs from you?
  3. The poor offspring of charlotte the harlot and kevinB

    Someone put it out of it's misery...... and shoot it's parents
  4. Fuck me, has that Matthews woman had another child?
  5. Got any suzzies for the dwarf?
  6. someone been shagging pigs again?
  7. Feck me. The love child of John Prescott and Margaret Beckett survived the medical hoover. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the future British prime minister.
  8. Admit it. You've all done worse.
  9. Don't cast aspersions on others, based on your own standards and experiences. My missus said you thought she was beautiful. Blind bastard.
  10. Either Father Jack Hackett from Craggy Island, or "Slab" Murphy... I seem to recall he was into doing illegal things with pigs... :twisted:

  11. Quite true. That's beer goggles for you though.