Special Birthday Honours List

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  1. In anticipation of the day I was born (6th Aug - as you all know and have in your diaries) and a sort of MYR for the SPOTYs amongst the reprobates and uncool kids, I thought I'd bestow some honours.

    Nominations and reasons why, please.

    I'm not giving my list away too soon (even though @Joker62 is meant to be keeping it).

    Rules are:

    No vendettas - they bore me. Take to PM, you minges.
    No mention of BREXIT, Trump or Trannies. Not interested.
    No point mentioning Spidey/Cokey or The Oracle. They've got their names on the Eternal SPOTY Award.
    No nominating me or anyone I know. You'll just get a face slicing from @celticguy .

    Results will be published next Sunday after I've opened all of my lovely presents.
     
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  2. Hiroshima?
    Coincidence?
     
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  3. hotel_california

    hotel_california LE Book Reviewer

    It's my understanding that you are not allowed to nominate yourself.
     
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  4. Trust me, sunshine. you're on the list.

    I'm just too lazy to write your name in MS Paint.
     
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  5. You forgot mine last month, so you are getting Jack S from me.
    I'm Scottish anyway. Tight as a duck's Arsse facing a Force 8.
     
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  6. That counts as "Sucking up for the sake of it".
     
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  7. Oh...um...alopogees.
    ;)
     
  8. Fuck off and hang yourself
     
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  9. Are you going to nominate someone other than yourself, or just carry on being Pub Lunch? @Egg Banjo
     
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  10. Shirley if you were facing a Force 8 it would be your beak you were clenching and not your ricker?
     
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  11. That's a bit harsh but on balance a fair comment...
     
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  12. Calm yourself sweetie pie.
    Get a weekend BJ..it'll do you good.
     
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  13. I nominate @MrMemory for being an eternal bore and having a memory shorter than a midges dick.
     
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  14. hotel_california

    hotel_california LE Book Reviewer

    For services to unwanted or obsessive attention by an individual towards another person and unwanted,unnecessary and creepy contact between two people that directly or indirectly communicates a threat of "ooooh, you creepy cunt" I nominate ruckerwoman.
     
  15. May I nominate @meerkatz for his vast knowledge of all things military? Without his input we would all be lesser informed beings.
     
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