speaking to each other

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by portlandbill, Jun 16, 2011.

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  1. The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building".

    The Army will post guards around the place.
    The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
    The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
    The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
  2. HHH

    HHH LE

    Buy a more up to-date joke book,Please !!!!
  3. You do realise CDT team can turn up anywhere. dont you??
  4. :D ..........
  5. I was asked if I talk to my wife during love making, I said only if my mobile phone is handy..........

    the old ones are the ... old ones!!!