Speaking of masturbation.....

#1
This incident happened to me a few months ago:
There I was watching a late night 'adult' movie, and having a ..ahem wnak ahem, as you do.
When it came time to release I wasn't paying enough attention, and my own personal jism hit me in the eye. If I hadn't been so disgusted I might have remarked at the fact that the rest of it had flown over my shoulder and hit my bookcase. I'd like to say I just laid there in my own filth until it had crusted over, but alas it was straight to the shower for me.
Has anything equally as terrible happened to anyone else when having a bit of 'me time'? Perhaps up the nose, or the classic; in the mouth?
 
#2
That stings. I've heard.
 
#6
in which case, wat did she think to u pleasuring percy alone?

and yes, similar thing have happened here.

on the matter of knuckle shuffling, did any1 ever manage the fabled tommy at school? me did :D
 
#7
Sir_Dae said:
in which case, wat did she think to u pleasuring percy alone?
She took it surprisingly well.
Sir_Dae said:
on the matter of knuckle shuffling, did any1 ever manage the fabled tommy at school? me did :D
Well first you have to break that down, which do you mean:
1)During a lesson
2)In the bog
 
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#8
Once threw one off in a latin lesson - it was an all boys school too

I'll get my coat
 

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