This incident happened to me a few months ago: There I was watching a late night 'adult' movie, and having a ..ahem wnak ahem, as you do. When it came time to release I wasn't paying enough attention, and my own personal jism hit me in the eye. If I hadn't been so disgusted I might have remarked at the fact that the rest of it had flown over my shoulder and hit my bookcase. I'd like to say I just laid there in my own filth until it had crusted over, but alas it was straight to the shower for me. Has anything equally as terrible happened to anyone else when having a bit of 'me time'? Perhaps up the nose, or the classic; in the mouth?