Speakers wife poses for dignified photo (not)

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

  2. All very well, but the dignity of the Speaker was already undermined significantly by Gorbals Mick. all the same, he had been voted in (though God alone knows why).

    Everyone knew that Bercow was an awful appointment, but he was voted in for nakedly political reasons.

    It's not just the individual holding the office (or his wife) that is at fault, but the twats who voted him in.
  3. Well, her husband is a graceless non-entity, so her 'behaviour' is no surprise. How exactly did this low-born, crass pair of yahoos ever manage to attain the lofty positions they delight in denigrating?
  4. She's a bit of a boiler. In fact, she's a Bercow Boiler.

    My hat?
    Door's that-a-way?
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    She is described as a Labour activist and political blogger, one who is desperate to obtain a Parliamentary seat, but clearly is an O2 thief of the highest order. LBC presenters were falling over themselves to say how 'lovely' she is on air yesterday, but all I can see is an irritating and grating publicity whore.
  6. Irrespective if she does have a thing for obnoxious dwarfs, you'd all fucking do her . . :nod:

    Given ½ the chance, Nah! ¼ the chance you'll be up her quicker than it takes her hubby to shout "Order!"


  7. Good to see a bit of honesty at last from those in the HP.
    She should be applauded for coming clean about her daytime job working the sheets,
    whilst her husband is at work across the river sitting in a chair.
    Let's hope she makes a clean breast of it and discloses her financials as well...
  8. You'd think with all the money her hubby fiddles,sorry earns,that she could afford a decent dress? :)
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Silly old bat us up there with whatever Jordan is calling itself these days. Cheap publicity whore who will do owt to make the front page, but having no talent, tries to Pull A Jordan.

    Two slighly puzzling aspects?

    ''complete idiot appearing in a newspaper wearing nothing but a bedsheet." How do they know she was wearing nothing but a bed sheet. Did they peer up it? She could have been wearing one of those horse-tail anal plugs, and by her expression I'd say it was likely.

    ''I didn't know I was going to be photographed in a sheet until I got there.'' So did she turn up wearing the bedsheet not realising she was going to be photographed? Or turn up in normal dress and the bedsheet ripped off her kit and wrapped itself around her using paranormal forces?

    I'm confused.
  10. Any publicity including bad publicity is good publicity!
  11. Boldnotold

    Boldnotold LE Book Reviewer

    She's just taking the opportunity to remind taxpayers that we paid £22,000 for their bedlinen. Yes. More than many people earn in a year. Because obviously they couldn't be expected to buy their own like we do, what with their tiny salaries, could they?
  12. She is a Gwar that's trying to hide it behind those Blonde streak. That said, if she drained my man fat down her throat and never coughed any of it back up, then I'd forgive her for being a gish..
  13. Silly Berkcow is just getting into character for her next starring role: 'Midget Porn Pt 69'
  14. Do these disgusting, self serving, nobodies really not understand the concept of "dignity of pubic office!"?
  15. Nasty common lefty slag bag. No decorum. No style. No substance: an ideal match for her pointless toadying little knob-end of a husband.