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Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by mutley249, Apr 6, 2011.

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  1. I was fucking this spastic the other night and she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth, so I spunked on the window and just waited for nature to take its course
     
  2. If that's your taste you'll get a laugh out of this
     
  3. You owe me a new set of shreds. I do thank thee though.

    Micky is 19 and like most boys his age he wants to have sex and meet 'a nice tall, blonde girl with big boobs'

    Pissed myself just reading that!
     
  4. Bet some of those women were windowlickin' good
     
  5. FUCK!! Makes me nostalgic for Plenty of Fish! And that Mickey is a predator.
     
  6. That Micky is class!

    Reminds me of my mate who also has ADHD and we're taking him on the lash down the coast today.

    Not that any of us play on his affliction, but he's fucking dynamite on the pyss!