We at ARRSE all know and love Hasbro as the company that threatened eternal fire and damnation for ARRSE if we failed to stop using the ARRSE (not) Potato Head soldier as an icon, hence the Mr Mushroom Head we have. Well, they've gone too far now I tells yer! They've brought out a spastic toy with arms and wierd attachments that all go the wrong way. The toy is called 'Spastic' and it's got 'stunticons', which I presume is small, twisted stumps for limbs. Is there nothing these people won't sink to? Is there no depth that cannot be plumbed by these evil bastards? Anyway, I'm soooo going to go online and buy some for my friends and family. I've even got a new slogan - "Everybody needs a spastic".