Spams looking at employing women for combat duties

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by MrPVRd, Dec 13, 2004.

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  1. This has just been trailed on the Channel 4 news.

    It appears that the US are looking to use women for frontline combat duties.

    They must be really short then!

    Wonder how this will play domestically in the US, which has a more idealised view of a woman's place than many nations...
     
  2. woman + PMT + scared + rifle + bayonet = sobbing + shooting + stabbing + dead bad guys

    It's an equation that could work!

    The complication is the following:

    Covert OP + rag week + full bladder = ?

    If someone can solve that satisfactorally, then we're quids in...
     
  3. You're trying to use mathmatical formula to work this out. That's the wrong way. I mean..... Maths = Logic where as women = anything but!
     
  4. Just had a chat with Mrs Stoat about this, and she says that p1ssing lying down in an OP is entirely possible, and demonstrated to me a position in which is would be possible to use a bottle for this purpose [it involves a strange arrse-up arrangement]. She has also suggested that if I wish to present a convincing argument, I should provide her with a plastic sheet & she could try it... :wink:

    She's pro women in the front line, as you might have guessed...

    And no, I will not provide you watersports fans with pictures of my mrs trying this out!!!! 8)
     
  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    A wise decision if ever there was one Stoatman !

    However as an uninterested and independent party, I am willing to volunteer my services as a witness to this scientific experiment/demonstration.
    Purely in the interests of ensuring combat effectiveness of the forces, of course.

    :wink:






    If it helps I can provide my own rubber suit and ressie......