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#1
Recently my spam has changed character, no longer do I get innundated with special offers on Viagra from Canadian pharmacists, now I get pretend 'breaking news' items.

Obviously I'm not dumb enough to actually open these mails, but some of the titles have been fantastic.

Apart from the usual current affairs nonsense (i.e. Israel launches nuclear strike against Iran), I seem to get a lot of National Enquirer-esque stuff.

Here are a couple from today.

"Britney Spears' vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab"

"Shock news - Michael Jackson is an haemaphrodite"


I'm sure I'm not alone in receiving this outrageous spam, so do us a favour and entertain us with the latest scandals from your inbox.

Cheers
T_T
 
#2
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Edit: oh wait, you meant spam.
 
#3
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#4
Last night's crop of nonsense:

80% Off Luxury Rolexes 12:04 PM 2KB

Britney to give young parents tips on child care 2:13 AM 2KB

Britney to Celebrate "Rehab Lice Ate My Extensions" Spoof Anniversary 1:46 AM 3KB

Britney Spears is dating a girl 12:30 AM 2KB

Doctor Fanny and Britney's vagina Wed, 20/8/08 3KB

Britney Spears has Alzheimer's Wed, 20/8/08 2KB

High Quality Watches Available Now
My spammers seem to think I have some sort of Britney Spears obsession!
 
#5
Did We Find Your 1 Lost Friend?

Dalai Lama denies receiving fellatio from Britney Spears

BREAKING NEWS: God Accepts Responsability for Hurricane Katrina

BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Lectures On Dickens And Dostoevsky

BREAKING NEWS: Old Man Dies Inside Paris Hilton

BREAKING NEWS: Airlines Roll Out New Punch-In-The-Face Fee


tons of them
 
#6
Last nights crop. They must be getting bored with Britney, they've started on Parris Hilton now.

Paris Hilton covered in excrement 11:21 AM 2KB

Paris Hilton new xxx tape 4:30 AM 3KB

Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi Thu, 21/8/08 2KB

Distinct Styles, Great Brands. Shop for Your Watch Today. Thu, 21/8/08 2KB

Britney Spears a 'Huge Cow', Says Sis Thu, 21/8/08 3KB

Lowest Price Guaranteed Thu, 21/8/08 2KB

You have been granted a perfect source of better intimate living. Thu, 21/8/08 2KB

8O 8O 8O
 
#7
I did wonder why I had this particular headline in my yahoo mailbox...

"Breaking News: Obama chooses running mate - Oprah Winfrey"

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#8
 
#9
I keep being offered a Colon cure that says I can lose 15lb overnight, haven't opened it to find out how but the mind truely boggles
 

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#12
Check out this guy's name!!!!!

Dearest Sir,

Compliments of the season to you, allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr. Wang Qin, Staff of Standard Chartered Bank. I am writting in respect of a China
Citizen customer of my bank Mr. Zhu Li,dual citizen of china , who died in a
Plane crash on Monday 2nd September 1998 GMT 14:22 UK while they were flying
from New York toGeneva.

I got your email account while searching for a business oriented personality
in my private study in the internet.

Please see for more information.


<http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9809/swissair.victims.list/index.html>


The late Mr. Zhu Li left in our deposit the sum of One seventhy five million,
seven hundred and fifty thousand U.S dollars ($75,750,000.00 million USD) and
nobody will ever come for this money because there is no next of kin in his
documents.


I am the only person that is aware of this money since Mr. Zhu Li did not
give to my institution any next of kin to inherit his money. Now, I want to
use my position in the bank to transfer this money to your country for
investment.


If you can Reply this mail on your acceptance for the proposal for the total
of ( seventhy five million, seven hundred and fifty thousand U.S dollars
$75,750,000.00 million USD. I will give you 35% of this entire fund while the
remaining 65% shall be for me, I am hoping to get a favorable response from
you.


please send me an email to my Private email below, so that i will give you
more details about this transaction and how we will successfully carry out
this transaction without any risk involved. email: wangqin034@live.com

Regards,
Mr. Mr. Wang Qin.
 
#14
I got an e-mail to say that my brother and sister had been taken hostage and killed in Nigeria and that I should send $4500 to fly their bodies home, stopping the hostage takers from eating their remains...Hmm...I don't have a brother or sister.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
Just a smattering of the 1400 spams I get every day.

I spend less and less time training my spamster as each day passes.




Do you feel yourself dependent on your mood?

Paris Hilton violated by Gypsies

Why you should control your desire?

Your casino account

Rolex is not for all. Is it for you ?

Paris Hilton nominated for Nobel Prize

Paris Hilton's vagina bites mailman!

Our Cialis wont break your wallet
 
#16
#17
Geting more and more phishing spam lately plus a fair few of these:

Subject Line: Statement of fees 2008/09

Please find attached a statement of fees as requested, this will be
posted today.

The accommodation is dealt with by another section and I have passed
your request on to them today.

Kind regards.

Ryan


These also contain a nice little attachment which I'm tempted to open. Not.
 
#18
I think I'll send some abuse back to this one :evil:


CENTRAL CLAIM OFFICE, MACHESTER CITY
61B Ashbourne Avenue,
Manchester, NW11 0DT,
United KingdomREF: SR000847

CONGRATULATION SELECTED WINNER,

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How do I claim my prize?
All claim will be verified by our agent company, you are therefore require to send corresponding mail notice for claim to the payment bank with the information along with your Name Address, Sex, Age, Nationality, Occupation and Telephone Number.

Upon confirmation of your status, your prize fund will made available for payment by our paying banks.Your total winning prize is deposited in a Bank in London,England to complete the final remittance process on the release of your paypal prize.

Below is the prize deposit track numbers: NTR11/02KVW12-10SP, you should indicate this number and your winning amount in your communication with the bank.

Find below the contact details of the paying Bank.

STANDARD CITI BANK PLC
12, THROGMORTON AVENUE DRAPERS GARDENS, LONDON EC2N 2DL
UNITED KINGDOM
Contact person: Sir David Fell
Director of Funds Transfer
Tel: +44 704 576 4763
Fax: +44 700 597 6791
Email: scb_account@live.com

Congratulate again and we wish you more chances. As part of our security protocol, you are advised to keep this notification confidential to avoid impersonation.

Hernández Francisco Adrián
Europe Organizing Committee
Manchester City Central Claims Office
=======================================================
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#19
This has been done before on here, but have a look at http://www.419eater.com/. This bloke is a scambaiter. He basically winds up all the sh1tbags that spam you asking for your share of 10 billion dollars. It's very funny some of the stuff he gets the spammers to do.
 
#20
The13thDukeOfWybourne said:
This has been done before on here, but have a look at http://www.419eater.com/. This bloke is a scambaiter. He basically winds up all the sh1tbags that spam you asking for your share of 10 billion dollars. It's very funny some of the stuff he gets the spammers to do.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!

LMFAO looking at all the signs he's got the spammers to hold up:

 

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