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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tartan_Terrier, Aug 20, 2008.

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  1. Recently my spam has changed character, no longer do I get innundated with special offers on Viagra from Canadian pharmacists, now I get pretend 'breaking news' items.

    Obviously I'm not dumb enough to actually open these mails, but some of the titles have been fantastic.

    Apart from the usual current affairs nonsense (i.e. Israel launches nuclear strike against Iran), I seem to get a lot of National Enquirer-esque stuff.

    Here are a couple from today.

    "Britney Spears' vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab"

    "Shock news - Michael Jackson is an haemaphrodite"

    I'm sure I'm not alone in receiving this outrageous spam, so do us a favour and entertain us with the latest scandals from your inbox.

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    Edit: oh wait, you meant spam.
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  4. Last night's crop of nonsense:

    My spammers seem to think I have some sort of Britney Spears obsession!
  5. Did We Find Your 1 Lost Friend?

    Dalai Lama denies receiving fellatio from Britney Spears

    BREAKING NEWS: God Accepts Responsability for Hurricane Katrina

    BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Lectures On Dickens And Dostoevsky

    BREAKING NEWS: Old Man Dies Inside Paris Hilton

    BREAKING NEWS: Airlines Roll Out New Punch-In-The-Face Fee

    tons of them
  6. Last nights crop. They must be getting bored with Britney, they've started on Parris Hilton now.

    8O 8O 8O
  7. I did wonder why I had this particular headline in my yahoo mailbox...

    "Breaking News: Obama chooses running mate - Oprah Winfrey"

  8. I keep being offered a Colon cure that says I can lose 15lb overnight, haven't opened it to find out how but the mind truely boggles
  9. I don't get spam.
  10. My bezzer says you only get spammed if you have been looking at websites showing girls with no tops on.
  11. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Check out this guy's name!!!!!

  12. "Britney Spears training to be a lesbian"

    It was so hard not to click.
  13. Why is it called spam anyway?
  14. I got an e-mail to say that my brother and sister had been taken hostage and killed in Nigeria and that I should send $4500 to fly their bodies home, stopping the hostage takers from eating their remains...Hmm...I don't have a brother or sister.