Space hopper help

#1
Can you still get space hoppers?

In a discussion this week the gauntlet was laid down for a 50 yd space hooper race...

The particular model I am looking for has tenticle like handles, slightly ribbed, rubber that tapers towards the end and are about 7 inches in length.

If I win I get to 'double bung' the loser which in a perverse kind of way gives me the horn

Help...... with both locating and any tips on space hopper speeding
 

ugly

LE
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#3
Spacehopper was in 8 pln in Munster and left in 83 unless you mean someone else?
 
#6
Slightly ribbed? rubber?

Aisle 6 just above the lubricants..discreet blue box with the out of focus photo of a brunette running her fingers, dreamily, through her hair...comes in 3, 6 and 12 packs...

PRICE CHECK AISLE 6!!
 
#7
hell yeah, hopped on one not too recently, they are so much more fun now.... fabulous little rubber ears on them!

50 yds, is that all 100yds and I will come and race you!
 
#8
cait said:
If i remember rightly is was 100 meters, worried you wont make it? :D
Nope!

Worried that I might win and insist you take the handles? :D

If I do win, any chance I can fill your mouth as you straddle the hopper?
 
#9
Officers_bird said:
hell yeah, hopped on one not too recently, they are so much more fun now.... fabulous little rubber ears on them!

50 yds, is that all 100yds and I will come and race you!
I've just got an image of OB on a space hopper. I think I need a tissue.
 

Pob02

War Hero
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#10
I got sent 3 space hoppers (adult sized!) and 4 Sack race sacks for my B'day last year. My Mum still has a sense of humour after all these years, so yes you can get them.

I'll ask the old dear where she got them from.
 
#12
Cheers pob..... the handles are a bit to far apart though.

I need to be able to stuff one up each oriface when I win :D
 
#13
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Cheers pob..... the handles are a bit to far apart though.

I need to be able to stuff one up each oriface when I win :D
Dont you mean if?!

For the clever people out there, what is the weight to bounce ratio on a space hopper?? :D

When i win, can i still take a running kick at your spacehoppers? :D
 
#15
cait said:
Dont you mean if?
Nope...... I mean when

If it looks like I might lose then I will resort to your favourite tactic....... cheating :D
 
#16
MDN will make 3 co ordinated bounces before he flattens his hopper like a f ucking bug and falls flat on his kipper.

My moneys on the good looking bird... even if it is only to see her rythmically bouncing on a large orange globe :D
 
#17
Mighty_doh_nut said:
cait said:
Dont you mean if?
Nope...... I mean when

If it looks like I might lose then I will resort to your favourite tactic....... cheating :D
Surely if Caits Favourite tactic is cheating then she'll allready be doing it :?
 
#18
She has a subtle way of cheating without you knowing she is cheating, she lets you know three months later when you've already paid up for losing :D
 
#19
Mighty_doh_nut said:
She has a subtle way of cheating without you knowing she is cheating, she lets you know three months later when you've already paid up for losing :D
Devious, Sexy (so I've heard) and drops her knickers on request. Is there a better woman?
 
#20
Mighty_doh_nut said:
The particular model I am looking for has tenticle like handles, slightly ribbed, rubber that tapers towards the end and are about 7 inches in length.

Detailed discription!!!!!
 

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