Iâm due to report at Southwick park on the 4th may for the 2nd phase of training. I have however heard rumors that our intake will be in a holding platoon for a period of time (could be months), until the intake fills up. Can anyone on here enlighten me on actual RMP course start dates? My joining instructions seem to be very vague.
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You can imagine the message recipients face when a mud spattered DonR delivers him a sheet of paper containing nothing but ones and zeros!
But seriously the use of a DonR is an effective means of communication and should be considered a higher priority than passing the message by radio.
I can deliver effective communications using plastic cups and green string but you have to remember that a large box of cups and three rolls of green string have been sent to Iraqistan for use out there. I also have doubts about the abilities of people to use the cups and green string correctly, not having been trained in their use in the first place. Don't forget that a significant quantity of the cups are awaiting repair in workshops.
I am considering deploying 'Speckled Jim' but it would appear that he has been eaten. "We did not receive any orders to advance and we have not eaten that delicious plump-breasted pigeon."
Berlin
You can imagine the message recipients face when a mud spattered DonR delivers him a sheet of paper containing nothing but ones and zeros!
But seriously the use of a DonR is an effective means of communication and should be considered a higher priority than passing the message by radio.
I can deliver effective communications using plastic cups and green string but you have to remember that a large box of cups and three rolls of green string have been sent to Iraqistan for use out there. I also have doubts about the abilities of people to use the cups and green string correctly, not having been trained in their use in the first place. Don't forget that a significant quantity of the cups are awaiting repair in workshops.
I am considering deploying 'Speckled Jim' but it would appear that he has been eaten. "We did not receive any orders to advance and we have not eaten that delicious plump-breasted pigeon."
Berlin
Don't be so fcuking stupid! Every Class 3 Paper Cup Operator knows that joining separate bits of string together requires a knot and a knot increases the attenuation in the signal travelling along the string. Joining multiple bits of string together will require multiple knots which will degrade the signal to such an extent that anything arriving at the receiving cup will be completely unworkable. 
You will be suggesting that we invest in a multi-billion pound digital, secure radio system next!
Berlin
You will be suggesting that we invest in a multi-billion pound digital, secure radio system next!
Berlin
Berlin_104s said:
Don't be so fcuking stupid! Every Class 3 Paper Cup Operator knows that joining separate bits of string together requires a knot and a knot increases the attenuation in the signal travelling along the string. Joining multiple bits of string together will require multiple knots which will degrade the signal to such an extent that anything arriving at the receiving cup will be completely unworkable.
You will be suggesting that we invest in a multi-billion pound digital, secure radio system next!
Berlin
You will be suggesting that we invest in a multi-billion pound digital, secure radio system next!
Berlin
Muffin_Kicker said:
Berlin_104s said:
Don't be so fcuking stupid! Every Class 3 Paper Cup Operator knows that joining separate bits of string together requires a knot and a knot increases the attenuation in the signal travelling along the string. Joining multiple bits of string together will require multiple knots which will degrade the signal to such an extent that anything arriving at the receiving cup will be completely unworkable.
You will be suggesting that we invest in a multi-billion pound digital, secure radio system next!
Berlin
You will be suggesting that we invest in a multi-billion pound digital, secure radio system next!
Berlin
whosthedaddy said:
Muffin_Kicker said:
Berlin_104s said:
Don't be so fcuking stupid! Every Class 3 Paper Cup Operator knows that joining separate bits of string together requires a knot and a knot increases the attenuation in the signal travelling along the string. Joining multiple bits of string together will require multiple knots which will degrade the signal to such an extent that anything arriving at the receiving cup will be completely unworkable.
You will be suggesting that we invest in a multi-billion pound digital, secure radio system next!
Berlin
You will be suggesting that we invest in a multi-billion pound digital, secure radio system next!
Berlin
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