South Carolina Man Stopped with Bag of Human Penises in his Car!

True dit, where I grew up there was a Paul Ness in the phone book

He suffered numerous call from kids thinking it was amusing to ask for Mr P Ness

I never did such a thing of course....
 
You lot always a little slow on the uptake. But still...

REPEAT AFTER ME... NOT EVEN WITH A SACK OF STOLEN PENISES.
 

Yokel

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True dit, where I grew up there was a Paul Ness in the phone book

He suffered numerous call from kids thinking it was amusing to ask for Mr P Ness

I never did such a thing of course....
Did you also call Gloria Stitz or Mike Hunt?

Is that why Peter Doe changed his name to Dow?
 
Did you also call Gloria Stitz or Mike Hunt?

Is that why Peter Doe changed his name to Dow?
I know an Andy Hunt and a Mike Hiscock, their parents could have been a lot crueller

The worst though is an IT Director called John Thomas, he got some stick
 

Yokel

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John Thomas
Dick Schlong
Hugh Jorgon
Issac Cox
Ivor Smallcock
Fanny Mouth

I have never met any of these people.
 
Has anyone reported their dicks missing?
Ask Big Ben ⏰and the residents beside ...lol

A subtle warning to those who would not see Brexit through ....

Old saying about dangling a carrot so how about HMG orders some incentive from across the pond, saved for this dreaded week....if things don’t go to plan lol.

Cheers
 

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