South Carolina Man Stopped with Bag of Human Penises in his Car!

Over 30 penises in the bag? Was he looking to set up a British military themed forum?
 
Ask him to check for a small terrified one that smells of vulture shit. Might be yours.
 
It's a similar story to the fake one about the funeral director harvesting organs and being found with hundreds of cocks at home
 
Perfect alibi though...

Cop: What are you doing with a bag full of penises?
Felon: It's OK, they're for a spoof news story.
Cop: Sorry to have troubled you. Have a nice day.
 
This is also true. Try spending a year on an island with a breeding colony. The noise and stench are unimaginable and the males get bloody aggressive when they have a hard on.
Sounds like Caesar’s Palace in Newark
 
This is also true. Try spending a year on an island with a breeding colony. The noise and stench are unimaginable and the males get bloody aggressive when they have a hard on.
Please, please, please, keep the photo's to yourself.

What you get up to in your own time is up to you!
 
Perhaps he was making a delivery to an ugly and desperate woman, so she could test the conditions under which anyone would?
 

Joker62

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Over 30 penises in the bag? Was he looking to set up a British military themed forum?
That's you off the membership list then, isn't it? :mrgreen:
 
Truth is stranger than fiction.

Frederiksen had pleaded not guilty to all charges.
Twenty initial charges -- later dropped -- related to his alleged removal of clitorises which he reportedly kept in a freezer.
Those charges were discontinued as the court found that the law did not specify what penalties should apply for such alleged actions.
Detectives discovered more than 10 pieces of frozen female genitalia at Frederiksen's Bloemfontein home in September 2015.


Man who collected, froze female genitalia gets two life terms | IOL News
 
Bet local morgues and undertakers establishments will be looking into matters to see if anything of their cutomers are missing items....
 

seaweed

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It's a spoof news story. The photo is of a guy arrested two years ago and the site is a bit like Mash.
So it's all a load of cock.
 

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