I hope the little b*stard gets a custodial sentence so that some of his new neighbours can kick the crap out of him. I know that there have always been a small number of little ******* that have no decency, but is this really what we've become as a nation?
Please send him to Chocolate_Frog behaviour rect(al)ification inc. I promise with just mild persuation (all right a cattle prod up the arrse) I will return him to the ranks of the good and descent soon enough.
The programme would be specialised to this persons requirements obviously. With a whistle stop tour of the UK for all and sundry to p1ss on him in the street.
Maybe, being a Northern scally half-wit under the influence he got confused and thought he was administering the kiss of life? (Dyslexic?)
Agreed though....ignorance is no excuse...String him up along with the monkey! (In fairness the former populace of that fair city thought the monkey was a Frenchman...the simularities are indeed remarkable)
The rest of the world runs round trying to find a St John's member whilst our hero, thinking that she may be dehydrated, administers fluids, then he shades her from direct sunlight with shaving foam to keep her cool. in hindsight perhaps he should have raised her legs.
I'd put the bloke up for the Order of St John and look on the bright side....he didn't nick her pack of laminate flooring 'cos he's not a thief.