sounds like a nice chap

#2
What a load of p#iss !!!!!!!!!

Hope the muppet gets a little stint away for that,

What goes through peoples heads to make them think things like that???
 
#5
He's from Hartlepool. Is it any wonder when they hang monkeys for being spies?

I hope they lock the cnut up and throw away the key.
 
#6
The mind boggles.....
 
#7
I hope the little b*stard gets a custodial sentence so that some of his new neighbours can kick the crap out of him. I know that there have always been a small number of little ******* that have no decency, but is this really what we've become as a nation?
 
#8
He tried to rouse her by throwing a bucket of water over her, before urinating on her and covering her with shaving foam. The incident was filmed on a mobile phone.
I take it his defence lawyer conjured up the art of bringing someone round with a bucket of water. Were the three of them avid "3 Stooges" fans?

Find the three of them, and p1ss on them in the street, then put it on you tube. The little pieces of sh1t.

After Wednesday's hearing, Miss Lakinski's brother, Mark, said: "We will await the outcome and just hope he gets what he deserves."
Please send him to Chocolate_Frog behaviour rect(al)ification inc. I promise with just mild persuation (all right a cattle prod up the arrse) I will return him to the ranks of the good and descent soon enough.

The programme would be specialised to this persons requirements obviously. With a whistle stop tour of the UK for all and sundry to p1ss on him in the street.
 
#9
"Tough on crime; tough on the causes of crime". T.Bliar.

That said, the cause of this crime is the society that allowed the filth in question to survive long enough to do this.

PS. If you cannot achieve toughness on crime, get your repulsive wife to obtain £1,000,000 for her life-story.
 
#11
this kind of thing used to shock me but now i think its pretty much all you can expect from some elements of society.
 
#12
What a complete cnut! He should have the soles of his feet beaten daily with a bamboo cane.
 
#13
He should have all oxygen removed from his vicinity. :evil:
 

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#14
Kunt pure and simple. If that toad did that to my sister, I would pull his tongue out and take the consequences of what would happen to me. What a disgusting excuse for a human being
 
#15
Maybe, being a Northern scally half-wit under the influence he got confused and thought he was administering the kiss of life? (Dyslexic?)

Agreed though....ignorance is no excuse...String him up along with the monkey! (In fairness the former populace of that fair city thought the monkey was a Frenchman...the simularities are indeed remarkable)

Sorry! must retire to the Naafi Bar.
 
#17
The strange thing is, about this country and it's laws had I seen the act in progress, like so many on this site I am sure, it is I who would probably be seen as a bad person.

After I had prevented him, and his slack head mates, from doing what they were doing.

Ok, it may only have involved the imprint of my tread on his head a bit, or perhaps an extremly complicated procedure where his c0ck was ripped off but I would still be seen as the bad guy.
 
#18
The rest of the world runs round trying to find a St John's member whilst our hero, thinking that she may be dehydrated, administers fluids, then he shades her from direct sunlight with shaving foam to keep her cool. in hindsight perhaps he should have raised her legs.

I'd put the bloke up for the Order of St John and look on the bright side....he didn't nick her pack of laminate flooring 'cos he's not a thief.
 
#19
Do you think he should have skiffed her or would that have crossed the boundary of bad taste? My Guide to Modern Etiquette is sadly reticent on this subject.
 
#20
Good fcuking christ. Is there no low humanity won't stoop to?
 

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