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SOTU: The Drinking Game

#2
PS. Finish your drink if he ends up reading something like:

"STOP: 0xC0000221 unknown hard error C:\Winnt\System32\Ntdll.dll"

from the teleprompter.
 
#3
Funny stuff. However, it doesn't need to be that complicated: simply drink 2 fingers every time he:

-- references himself in any way;
-- refers to inherited problem/previous administration;
-- says words to the effect of "we shouldn't..." and then does within about 30 seconds.

Drinks shall be downed every time the DNC puppets give a standing ovation.

You'll be on the floor within 5 minutes!
 

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