Sorry to lower the tone, but..

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by littlemonster, Mar 13, 2008.

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  1. I've seen dead ones melted into furniture but OMG never a live one.
  2. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    Watched James Whale talking about that this morning.

    Cornflakes everywhere in this house!
  3. I dry retched!

    I wonder if he had tied her to it initially?
  4. God bless America... who else can spawn so many stupid people for the mirth of the rest of the world!
  5. Guess the fella didnt get a good shag for two years then?
  6. that depends on what turns him on.... :puker:
  7. "On the Feb 27, the boyfriend called police to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend"

    Yeah she had a toilet seat embedded to her arsse skin! WTF! We get them in liquid form in the bath, on the kitchen floor, melted into their favourite armchair! but this is quality!!
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Bloody hell. I have had bad Ghandi's revenge before but never for two years!
  9. Full up on BJs though. Just the right height if she was squatting.
  10. 'Spose he could have periodically unscrewed the bog seat, tipped her up and banged her back doors in before srewing the seat back in place.... I would have fitted some sort of quick release coupling myself..... hang on.. just a thought... where did he go when he needed a dump?
  11. Presumably he was lagging and crapping in the sink the whole time!
  12. The Torygraph report mentions it's a two-bog household...

    I suppose he could have used the sink? :twisted:
  13. Something is not quite right with this story.

    How the fcuk did a septic last for 2 years without a television?
  14. One of the shaved monkeys finest hours was to pass a law that all sceptic crappers were to be fitted with TV's, which have Opra on a permenant loop.