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Sorry to be a retard but...

can someone give me an example of how a beret should look? lol i feel stupid asking
best bet is to go to your unit and check out the best ones-ignore officers and recruits!

if you go by the tinternet then you will end up being a para wannabe or like a WW2 SAS trooper.
haha, i'll remember to stear clear of the raf style!

i'm just thinkin mine is too small cos it doesnt look like that and i dont wanna look like a d1ck lol
Badge over left eye and then shaped down over the right side of head to do this use hot and cold alt then slap on head and slap down, some one in your unit should help if not. Pull down over both eyes and march about till you get beret police after you.

Rain and sweat works best..
Shave it if it has excess fluff as well!!! Otherwise it will look like a fluffy helli landing pad and you get ribbed for it!!

Have fun.


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Do people still do the hot-cold wet thingy with their berets to get that perfect, perfect OCD look?
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:

recruit style :lol:
Cheers for that, I just spat coffee all over my terminal & keyboard.

Fcuking excellent!!!!!

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