Sorry for the walting

[Old Stab]

Can I use that?

By all means.

 

[Bubbles_Barker]

Where he can be engaged and sunk by Naval gunfire

and torpedoes, don't forget the torpedoes...

 

[Edwardian Fred]

Can I use that?

Only as your xhamster password.

 

[AlienFTM]

we've got to be grown up on here?

****.

I mean, err, yeah, I knew that

Fúck. I only grew old.

 

[Helm]

 

[AULD_SWEAT]

Only as your xhamster password.

Security is not a dirty word....

 

[Greenfly]

OK, share, the joke...what did you do?

I lied. Again!

It was childish and stupid but I pretended to be ex Welsh Guards and ex SAS (R). I then used text from a blog written by a genuine veteran who I want left out of it. I was a ********* and I am owning that.

 

[Bacongrills]

Just to make clear, I'm not sorry for all the crap I've posted.

 

[AULD_SWEAT]

Where's Viro-Bono when You need him?.....

 

[BugsyIV]

You don't have to apologise to @dingerr it's not like he can run after you.

Ahhh but he's had the chair fitted with Nitrous...

 

[Ayatollah]

Fairy Tails are often quoted and intended to convince others of Pixi's and Elf's, Whereas Fables are intended to mislead and deceive by exaggeration,
Seeking an acceptance for a futile fictional apology is a combination of a Fabled Fairytale of a Kid with his hand in the cookie jar.

 

[Lardbeast]

**** off you weapons grade wankspanglingturboknobpufinthundercunt.






This has been a public service announcement.

Didn't realise you were a boxheed.

 

[Old Stab]

I see the mighty hammer of Smiting has been deployed.

 

[Helm]

Where's Viro-Bono when You need him?.....

Tyranny has been applied not by me either

 

[Arte_et_Marte]

I’d appreciate an opportunity to apologise and set the record straight. Firstly yes, I was behind the @TeaPot23 account and yes I did use the language, thoughts, ideas, and expressions of a former soldier as one's own original work.

It is vitally important that you do not drag the genuine author into this. He honestly had no idea and the work he is attempting to do is very noble. Maybe we could delete the thread in question?

Secondly, I genuinely do want to use arrse properly and am sorry for the childish games.

You can get lost. Your profile is forever tainted with trolling and disruption, you add nothing to this site in your current guise.

Come back as another user name, behave yourself and try not to get pinged as a troll and perhaps you, and more importantly we, can continue to enjoy the site that a lot of us have put a lot of effort into.

Your Greenfly account is toast.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Ahhh but he's had the chair fitted with Nitrous...

Getting all giggly isnt going to help.

 

[BugsyIV]

Getting all giggly isnt going to help.

What about the go faster stripe and spoiler off a Porsche?

 

[Tappet]

He will undoubtedly be back, again. Sadly.

 

[Moderator]

Your Greenfly account is toast.

What about his equally puerile @Shockwave account? Is that in the toaster too?

 

[Arte_et_Marte]

What about his equally puerile @Shockwave account? Is that in the toaster too?

Aye, it is.