You're in the army? Then get out of my shop! - Morecambe Today Soldier returns from the Stan & local shopkeeper refuses to serve him in Morecambe!! Feck me! Talk about being picky! Anyone who knows the West End of Morecambe would be suprised that Lingars corner shop on Albert Road, owner Arumugam Tharma, would even think about serving a squaddie.....however, low life, drug dealers and alchies are most welcome. See Link. Q: Why did the romans build straight roads? A: To stop pakkies building corner shops. ps: My daughter-in-law says "how rude".