Sore bottom....

#4
is "a plate of chips and custard" gay code for
"hard rough botty sex with several men followed by a bukkake style money shot?"
if so ... i reckon they could well be connected.
 
#5
Well normally I know if I've passed out down the docks...I have a sore bottom AND a pocket full of 50 pence pieces.

Don't go to the Blue Oyster any more....to many coppers

Oh well nothing a slack handful of Vaseline won't cure....
 
#6
armourer said:
Well normally I know if I've passed out down the docks...I have a sore bottom AND a pocket full of 50 pence pieces.

Don't go to the Blue Oyster any more....to many coppers

Oh well nothing a slack handful of Vaseline won't cure....
Said like a slack handed vaseline applying expert....... :roll:
 
#11
"An arrse like the map off 'Bonanza'" is an expression I've always chuckled at - can well imagine it in this case! Chips and custard. Christ.
 
#12
armourer said:
I've just had several large Rum's and a plate of chips and custard, and my bottom is sore do you think these things are all connected ?
Only thing for it is to revert,
babywipes and sudocrem...

lie on the bed and have Mrs A administer.......

Poor Mrs A! :? 8O :?
 
#13
blessed baby cakes said:
armourer said:
I've just had several large Rum's and a plate of chips and custard, and my bottom is sore do you think these things are all connected ?
Only thing for it is to revert,
babywipes and sudocrem...

lie on the bed and have Mrs A administer.......

Poor Mrs A! :? 8O :?
I hope she enjoys dot 2 dot :D :D :D :D
 
#18
Panic over, I'd sat on the hedgehog I was sharing my chips and custard with.....although why removing a hedgehog from my bottom should be used as an excuse to invite all and sundry round for their amusment is beyond me.
 

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