Sore bottom....

#1
I've just had several large Rum's and a plate of chips and custard, and my bottom is sore do you think these things are all connected ?
 
#2
Arrse like a Japanese flag springs to mind.. :twisted:
 
#3
Have you checked your pillow for traces of ether? Do you normally dine in the Blue Oyster cafe? :lol: :wink:
 
#4
is "a plate of chips and custard" gay code for
"hard rough botty sex with several men followed by a bukkake style money shot?"
if so ... i reckon they could well be connected.
 
#5
Well normally I know if I've passed out down the docks...I have a sore bottom AND a pocket full of 50 pence pieces.

Don't go to the Blue Oyster any more....to many coppers

Oh well nothing a slack handful of Vaseline won't cure....
 
#6
armourer said:
Well normally I know if I've passed out down the docks...I have a sore bottom AND a pocket full of 50 pence pieces.

Don't go to the Blue Oyster any more....to many coppers

Oh well nothing a slack handful of Vaseline won't cure....
Said like a slack handed vaseline applying expert....... :roll:
 
#7
Chips and Custard I would be more concerned if I was pregnant with food cravings like that 8O 8O 8O
 
#9
blessed baby cakes said:
easesprings said:
Chips and Custard I would be more concerned if I was pregnant with food cravings like that 8O 8O 8O
What about cheese, jam and mayo sandwiches? 8O 8O 8O
It wasn't me guv.................. honest
 
#11
"An arrse like the map off 'Bonanza'" is an expression I've always chuckled at - can well imagine it in this case! Chips and custard. Christ.
 
#12
armourer said:
I've just had several large Rum's and a plate of chips and custard, and my bottom is sore do you think these things are all connected ?
Only thing for it is to revert,
babywipes and sudocrem...

lie on the bed and have Mrs A administer.......

Poor Mrs A! :? 8O :?
 
#13
blessed baby cakes said:
armourer said:
I've just had several large Rum's and a plate of chips and custard, and my bottom is sore do you think these things are all connected ?
Only thing for it is to revert,
babywipes and sudocrem...

lie on the bed and have Mrs A administer.......

Poor Mrs A! :? 8O :?
I hope she enjoys dot 2 dot :D :D :D :D
 
#15
blessed baby cakes said:
What about cheese, jam and mayo sandwiches? 8O 8O 8O
No, thanks, I've already had breakfast. I'm now on the corned beef doughnuts (No relation).
 
#16
Nutstrangler said:
blessed baby cakes said:
What about cheese, jam and mayo sandwiches? 8O 8O 8O
No, thanks, I've already had breakfast. I'm now on the corned beef doughnuts (No relation).

If you like them you want to try Peanutbutter and Gerkin deepfried sandwiches 8O 8O 8O
 
#18
Panic over, I'd sat on the hedgehog I was sharing my chips and custard with.....although why removing a hedgehog from my bottom should be used as an excuse to invite all and sundry round for their amusment is beyond me.
 

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