Sore bottom....

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  1. I've just had several large Rum's and a plate of chips and custard, and my bottom is sore do you think these things are all connected ?
  2. Arrse like a Japanese flag springs to mind.. :twisted:
  3. Have you checked your pillow for traces of ether? Do you normally dine in the Blue Oyster cafe? :lol: :wink:
  4. is "a plate of chips and custard" gay code for
    "hard rough botty sex with several men followed by a bukkake style money shot?"
    if so ... i reckon they could well be connected.
  5. Well normally I know if I've passed out down the docks...I have a sore bottom AND a pocket full of 50 pence pieces.

    Don't go to the Blue Oyster any many coppers

    Oh well nothing a slack handful of Vaseline won't cure....
  6. Said like a slack handed vaseline applying expert....... :roll:
  7. Chips and Custard I would be more concerned if I was pregnant with food cravings like that 8O 8O 8O
  8. What about cheese, jam and mayo sandwiches? 8O 8O 8O
  9. It wasn't me guv.................. honest
  10. Would that be the Japonese battle flag?
  11. "An arrse like the map off 'Bonanza'" is an expression I've always chuckled at - can well imagine it in this case! Chips and custard. Christ.
  12. Only thing for it is to revert,
    babywipes and sudocrem...

    lie on the bed and have Mrs A administer.......

    Poor Mrs A! :? 8O :?
  13. I hope she enjoys dot 2 dot :D :D :D :D
  14. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    I thought the phrase was "......and an arsse like the back end of the Batmobille."
  15. No, thanks, I've already had breakfast. I'm now on the corned beef doughnuts (No relation).