Sophie Ellis Bextor

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  1. Sophie Ellis Bextor was found head-butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.

    It was murder on Zidanes' floor... (boom boom)
  2. and there was me hoping for a few raunchy photos of the Blue Peter presenter's daughter. Oh well...
  3. msr

    msr LE

    Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman react
    in the way he did. The French captain, in his last ever professional game, thrust his head into Materazzi's chest in Sunday's World Cup Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane. Today, with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self destruct; Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said "if you want my shirt so bad you can have it" Materazzi responded "I don't want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man"

    As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse "you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been" "m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** terrorist and you are to, f*** you old man f*** you" "old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f*****"

    Zidane carries on jogging away "you are only good enough for Tottenham now"

    It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him
  4. LOL
  5. Bit harsh on Spurs mate. especially when Newcastle are around.
  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    You sure you werent mistaking Biddy Baxter the director for many years of being a presenter?
  7. Bit harsh when theres Boro around Msr.
  8. The clue is in the "Ellis" - you must remember Janet Ellis....?

  9. I think there was some sarcasm going on :lol: Who was it that described Sophie Ellis Bextor as having a face like a sattelite dish?
  10. probably someone who knew that they both provide excellent w*nking material...
  11. Thanks for your support Rab :p
  12. Think it was Chris Evens :?
  13. Was it not Robbie Williams?
  14. It was me.
  15. I knew it was you, just checking.