Sophie Anderton - would you for £10K?

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  1. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    If you've never actually shagged a supermodel, now could be your chance because apparently Sophie Anderton is taking bookings: snip at £10k a time.

    Story here


    Worth it?
  2. Yeah I'd do her, I could do with the money.
    What you mean pay her? Only if some of the £10k goes on a boob job.
  3. Guess the money is so you can get drunk afterwards to forget. She has too much baggage for my liking.
  4. Since its her id only charge 9 grand.
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

  6. Looks like she does the housework too:

  7. Good god the News of the World really is awful. Is it compiled by 13 year olds who don't know how to use the Caps Lock?

    As for Anderton, I'd do her in the sh1tter, but I wouldn't pay for it.
  8. Coke's pretty cheap these days. Just get her pied out of her tree on marching powder and do her while she's sparkers. It'll be a lot cheaper than £10K.

    Hmmm. What's the phone number?
  9. I've already had Anderton; she was rubbish.
  10. but she does do a good BJ :D
  11. Good point, well made. She'll use her teath if she thinks you're not being appreciative.
  12. ..and I was about to check my coppers jar when I got home.
  13. that reporter needs a talking to... i'd have given her one and had the New of The World pay for it..... like a Xmas bonus or something... cassscchingg!
  14. I like the part at the end about the bloke making some excuse, paying and leaving.

    Ofcourse you did mate, it's on expenses as long as you get a reciept its fine.
  15. mmmm, News of the World, must be a true story then...