Sooty lays out Paul Daniels with Pizza

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    You couldn't make this shit up.

    Paul Daniels in hospital after he is pelted with a pizza by Sooty | The Sun |Showbiz|TV

  2. To be fair he is 73. And all that shagging Debbie McGee must have taken it's toll.
  3. The brick probably didn't help much either. :)
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  4. I didn't think Sooty would need to be tooled up to batter the bald-headed little fucking Smeagol Lookalike!
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I am not fucking bald!
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  6. Was it a frozen pizza? Good targeting skills by the animated wank-sock but, didn't Daniels do National Service? His reactions to effective enemy fired deep pan needs some urgent remedial work.
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  7. Who put Viz magazine in charge of reality?
  8. Met officers are apparently keen to interview this man the incident.......

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  9. Looks like Sooty's off to jail for 6 weeks then......
  10. Maybe, but not a lot!
  11. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    haha hahahaha hahahahahahaha

    Don't mess with Bears :-D
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  12. Shouldn't you be gettin busy spit roasting Sue, with Sweep?
  13. old mate should get his revege by wanking into sooty's gaping blooter.
  14. Sootys next target is Wank Mong
  15. I'm surprised the headline wasn't;

    Bear Faced Freak