Sooo...what are you wearing?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by puzzledgrunt, Sep 11, 2007.

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  1. puzzledgrunt

    puzzledgrunt Old-Salt

    I'm wearing a big smile and next door's cat :twisted:
  2. Madeleine....

    As a wristband :twisted:
  3. Heartbreaklane

    Heartbreaklane Old-Salt

    A pair of tight kegs soaked with sweat, and a t-shirt that says 'The Dive Shop Chaweng Beach' on it.

    Well, you asked. 8)
  4. That sounds a trifle gay.

    Is "Hank" there with you,helping you work up that sweat? :wink:
  5. Devil_Dog

    Devil_Dog Crow

    Nothing. :p
  6. Devil_Dog

    Devil_Dog Crow

    A stupid grin.
  7. I'm pleased to say, same as the last time this question was asked in the Naafi. A splash of "Eau de 4 voleurs" and a fresh coat of varnish.
  8. puzzledgrunt

    puzzledgrunt Old-Salt

    I will ask such questions, won't I? You'd think I'd know better by now... :wink:
  9. Heartbreaklane

    Heartbreaklane Old-Salt

    Mate, I'm not in the RAF you know. 8O

    Just got in from the gym and a run like. Gonna shower now after this beer. Want to watch on my web-cam? Log onto
  10. A Maddy mask, a la Leatherface.
  11. Bowskill

    Bowskill Swinger

    Oo I want one! :(
  12. eggnog

    eggnog Old-Salt

    Thigh high rubber boots, an Eye patch and a cheeky smile.
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    What colour eye patch?
  14. My PJs and fluffy bunny slippers.

    No offence fluffy..
  15. My penis girth down an inch, through frenzied masturbation.