Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by puzzledgrunt, Sep 11, 2007.
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I'm wearing a big smile and next door's cat
As a wristband
A pair of tight kegs soaked with sweat, and a t-shirt that says 'The Dive Shop Chaweng Beach' on it.
Well, you asked.
That sounds a trifle gay.
Is "Hank" there with you,helping you work up that sweat?
A stupid grin.
I'm pleased to say, same as the last time this question was asked in the Naafi. A splash of "Eau de 4 voleurs" and a fresh coat of varnish.
I will ask such questions, won't I? You'd think I'd know better by now...
Mate, I'm not in the RAF you know.
Just got in from the gym and a run like. Gonna shower now after this beer. Want to watch on my web-cam? Log onto www.leatherpervertgimps.com
A Maddy mask, a la Leatherface.
Oo I want one!
Thigh high rubber boots, an Eye patch and a cheeky smile.
What colour eye patch?
My PJs and fluffy bunny slippers.
No offence fluffy..
My penis girth down an inch, through frenzied masturbation.
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