This may or may not sound like a very nancy sort of post to put up, but Ive always enjoyed singing a good funny/dirty/rude song during long tabs/drives etc. Does anyone know any?
Here's my own favourite....

Blood On The Risers

"Is everybody happy?" cried the sergeant looking up
our hero meekly answer yes, and so they stood him up
he lept into the slipstream with his static line unhooked
and he aint gonna jump no more

Gory glory what a hell of a way to die
Hanging by you ankles in the middle of the sky
With a bullet up your backside and an arrow in your eye
And he aint gonna jump no more

He counted loud he counted long, he waited for the shock
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt that awful drop
He pulled the cord, the silk spilled out, and wrapped around his legs
And he aint gonna jump no more


The risers wrapped around his legs, the D rings cracked his dome
Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones
His canopy became his shroud as he hurtled to the ground
And he aint gonna jump no more


The days hed lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind
He thought about the girl back home, the one he left behind
Then he thought about the medics and he wondered what they'd find
And he aint gonna jump no more


The ambulance was on the spot, the landies running wild
The medics jumped and squealed with glee, roll up their sleeves and smiled
For it had been a week or two since last a chute had failed
And he aint gonna jump no more


He hit the ground, the sound was SPLAT, the blood was spurting high
His fellow men were heard to yell "WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE!"
He lay there rolling round in all the wealter of his gore
And he aint gonna jump no more



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