songs you just cannot listen to.

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  1. Does anyone else suffer from this?
    I cannot under any circumstances listen to ' hey jude' not just because of macca, even though he is a cunt, also there was a song called "dizzy"by someone? cant remember at the moment but it was out about the same time as hey jude, I was in charge or the cpl's mess and as soon as it opened everyone who came in bought a pint an put something on the jukebox and it was always those two friggin records ,it drove me mad,
    oh and "whiter shade of pale and all right now by the free" wtf were they about?
     
  2. Any of Black Eyed Peas dire hits
     
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  3. The good news is ...yes
    the bad is ...there's no fucking prize.
     
  4. Lady in Red by Chris DeBurgh. Makes me want to piss blood.
     
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  5. This was in the charts during basic training, Tp Cpl insisted on playing it over and over and over and over....

    At a reunion of the troop 21 years later, nearly everyone said the song still drove them mad.
     
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  6. I just called to say I love you, makes me want to puke
     
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  7. Most of the shite on the BFBS playlist!
     
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  9. If i had my way the fucking writer would be...

    Woke up this morning
    Closed in on all sides
    Nothing doing
    I feel resistance
    As I open my eyes
    Someone's fooling
    I've found a way to break

    Through this cellophane line
    Cause I know what's going on
    In my own mind
    Am I living in a box
    Am I living in a cardboard box

    Am I living in a box
    Am I living in a cardboard box
    Am I living in a box
    Life goes in circles
    Around and around circulation
    I sometimes wonder

    What's moving underground
    I'm escaping
    I've found a way ...
    I've found a way ...
    Am I living in a cardboard box
    Am I living in a box (living)

    Am I living in a cardboard box
    Am I living in a box (living)
    Am I living in a cardboard box
    Am I living in a box (living)
    Am I living in a cardboard box

    Am I living am I living am I living
    Am I living am I living am I living
    (In a box)
    Am I living am I living
    Am I living in cardboard box
    Am I living in a box
    Am I living am I living
    Am I living in a cardboard box
    Am I living in a box
     
  10. Anything with a bass line,that tells me a twat in a car is coming,10 minutes before I see it,or indeed hear the engine! :threaten:
     
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  11. My eldest was conceived to this ;-)
     
  12. Rap, and any derivative of.
     
  13. Anything by the Eagles, or by some dildo with Gansta or other ridiculous part to his/her/its name.
     
  14. The vast majority of things written or covered after 1996, and a fair crop of that before.

    Most popular culture is utter shite, for that matter. Made by arrseholes for cretins.
     
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  15. I was sat in the traffic in Hereford the other week, and the pleb in the car in front of me had both windows wound down and 150dB of shitty dance music blaring out of his windows. The problem was, I also had my windows down because of the heat, and I wondered if people thought it was me. When he pulled away again I waited so they realised the source of the embarrassing shit music was not in fact my suave self. =-)
     
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