I'm new to this arrseing lark, and I've much enjoyed threads such as "songs that make you cry" and "phrases you'd rather not hear". So I thought, why not "Songs containing phrases you'd rather not hear". For example: Jumping Jack Flash its a ... GAS GAS GAS !!! or Chestnuts Roasting on an ... "OPEN FIRE !!!!" So come on fellow arrsers, I'm sure you can do better than the above.