Songs of Praise

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  1. I've always been a bit of a fan. Anybody else?
     
  2. Baddass,

    What are Songs of Praise? Are you talking about religous music?

    Personally, I like just about all music, with the exception of RAP.

    :D
     
  3. I always wanted to throw one up thora Hurd
     
  4. What about Harry secombe 8O
     
  5. MDN's already done him,.......... said he was crap! :roll:
     
  6. He's also done your mum. He said he was quite impressed.
     
  7. So did everyone else :D
     
  8. Well that's somebody elses feelings well and truly trampled. Next!!!!
     

  9. Let's not lose sight of where we are right now, this is the naafi......

    ........ one can only be offended by stuff that makes sense! :wink:



    Wanna beer, Baddass?? :roll:
     
  10. eh? who said that......
     
  11. who said what?
     
  12. All things bright and beautiful,
    All creatures great and small,
    All things wise and wonderful:
    The Lord God made them all.

    Each little flower that opens,
    Each little bird that sings,
    He made their glowing colors,
    He made their tiny wings.

    All things bright and beautiful,
    All creatures great and small,
    All things wise and wonderful:
    The Lord God made them all.

    The purple headed mountains,
    The river running by,
    The sunset and the morning
    That brightens up the sky.

    All things bright and beautiful,
    All creatures great and small,
    All things wise and wonderful:

    The Lord God made them all.
    The cold wind in the winter,
    The pleasant summer sun,
    The ripe fruits in the garden,
    He made them every one.

    All things bright and beautiful,
    All creatures great and small,
    All things wise and wonderful:
    The Lord God made them all.

    The tall trees in the greenwood,
    The meadows where we play,
    The rushes by the water,
    To gather every day.

    All things bright and beautiful,
    All creatures great and small,
    All things wise and wonderful:
    The Lord God made them all.

    He gave us eyes to see them,
    And lips that we might tell
    How great is God Almighty,
    Who has made all things well.

    All things bright and beautiful,
    All creatures great and small,
    All things wise and wonderful:
    The Lord God made them all.

    Songs of Praise presents you with a perfect opportunity to knock one out to the above hymn whilst thinking of Thora in the privacy of your own living room, away from the disapproving eyes of fellow churchgoers and the inevitable request from the Vicar that he be allowed to bring you to the Lord.
     
  13. Click here and turn up the volume...

    http://www.erikasfriends.com/for_net/lj/song_for_you.htm

    Now, everybody sing along!

    ***

    Weird Al's "eBay song"

    Weird Al's version of "I want it that way". Hilarious to listen to if you're a ebay fan like myself. Heck, I even used to be a Backstreet Boys fan (embarrassingly).

    I have known about ebay since 1996 and been a user/member since 1998 so as you can see.. I'm pretty addicted! But nowadays I mainly sell things instead of buying them. :)



    A used ... pink bathrobe
    A rare ... mint snowglobe
    A Smurf ... TV tray
    I bought on eBay
    My house ... is filled with this crap
    Shows up in bubble wrap
    Most every day
    What I bought on eBay

    Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
    Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
    Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
    They had it on eBay

    I'll buy ... your knick-knack
    Just check ... my feedback
    "A++!" they all say
    They love me on eBay

    Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
    Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
    (From some guy) I've never met in Norway
    Found him on eBay

    I am the type who is liable to snipe you
    With two seconds left to go, whoa
    Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
    As long as I've got the dough

    I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
    Sell me ... your watch, please
    I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
    I'm highest bidder now

    (Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
    (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
    (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
    Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

    Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
    Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
    Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
    (Found it on eBay)

    Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
    (Pez dispensers and a toaster)
    (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
    (I'll buy on eBay)

    What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
     
  14. Don't ever remember adverts in the middle of Songs of Praise - But the last one was bought to you by EBay and HP Sauce (The Thickest of Sauces)

    We shall now continue with Hymn number 76

    And did those feet in ancient time
    Walk upon England's mountain green?
    And was the holy Lamb of God
    On England's pleasant pastures seen?
    And did the countenance divine
    Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
    And was Jerusalem builded here
    Among those dark satanic mills?

    Bring me my bow of burning gold!
    Bring me my arrows of desire!
    Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
    Bring me my chariot of fire!
    I will not cease from mental fight,
    Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
    Till we have built Jerusalem
    In England's green and pleasant land.

    If that does not bring a lump to your throat and trousers you should be outside in the graveyard