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Songs for Being-Stuck-in-the-Back-of-the-Bedford to...

#1
I can only remember one song for singing while being driven to whatever training area we're going to. It goes a little something like this -

(NB: each line is repeated by the rest of the passengers after being 'sung' by the MC)

"I've been around town
Knocking on every door
Gosh-darn son-of-a-beyatch
Couldn't find a whore

Finally found a whore
She was tall and thin
Gosh-darn son-of-a-beyatch
Couldn't get it in

Finally got it in
Wiggled it all about
Gosh-darn son-of-a-beyatch
Couldn't get it out

Finally got it out
It was red and sore
The moral of the story is -
Never fcuk a whore!"

I like this song because it's educational and it rhymes.


One other song comes from a certain Welsh unit -

(To the tune of 'Men of Harlech')

"We're the boys from Aberystwyth
We're the boys who you get pished with
We're the boys who'll shag your missus
Aber company!"

There're other verses, but no-one could ever agree on the lyrics, so we'd end up singing Bohemian Rhapsody instead...

Please! Post your songs here! (Especially if you know the one about Yogi bear)
 
#2
i know some one you dont know
yogi, yogi
i know some one you dont know
yogi yogi bear

yogi yogi bear
yogi yogi bear
i know some one you dont know
yogi yogi bear.(the rest follow this format, sung to the tune of "camp town races"(alla blazin saddles))

yogis got a girl friend
cindy, cindy, etc

cindy dosnt shave her muff
grizzly, grizzly, etc

yogi likes it in the snow
polar, polar, etc

yogi likes the larger girls
cuddly, cuddly, etc

cindys into whips and chains
kinky, kinky, etc

yogi likes it in the trees
koala, koala, etc

yogis got a little friend
booboo, booboo, etc

booboo likes it up his arse
bender, bender, etc

yogi likes some chinky muff
panda, panda, etc

sometimes yogi has a w@nk
solo, solo, etc
 
#3
Back of a Bedford? Hmm - how about "....."The trucks don't work...."*




*Sorry. I'll get off. Get Drives to slow down a bit.
 
#4
The tampax factory.

You can tell by the smell
That she isn't very well
When the end of the month comes around

You can tell by the taste
That it isn't salmon paste
When the end of the month comes around

Dums dee dums because I can't remember the rest of the words.
 
#6
"we no like ye british soldier" was always a good one.

and another one was

"I used to work in chicago an old department store"

traditional one,

"get your t**ts oot for the lads as you passed a young female, good looking was optional not a requirement.
 
#7
assorted macc lads and pogues was generally the order of the day for us.

still know "Sally Maclannan" and "beer n sex n chips n gravy" off by heart years later
 
#8
What was the one that went along the lines of
"it wasnt the grass that tickled her ass it was my finger" etc.

It is one of my life goals to find out!
 
#9
Beer, Sex, Chips n Gravy..... The Macc Lads


Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her
Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust,
But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus

Beer and sex and chips and gravy, its all a Macc Lad wants
Beer and sex and chips and gravy, and a tasty bit of clump
Get up off the floor, finish your chips, we're going to sup some more

Pulled the bird down the Fox & Grapes
Game of darts and a lot of beer
'Can you hold your liquor (licker) love?'
'Yes I can, always by the ears.'

(chorus)

Treat your women like toilets
They're happy when you're abusing them
But toilets don't follow you round when you've finished using them

(chorus)
 
#11
"Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine""

Or

Wasn't there a song that was sung to the tune of a Trumpton song?

"You know youre fcuked and you're out of luck
Bouncing along in an Army truck?"

:?
 
#12
Woody32 said:
What was the one that went along the lines of
"it wasnt the grass that tickled her ass it was my finger" etc.

It is one of my life goals to find out!

It wasn't the grass,
that tickled her ass,
it was my finger.
She sat on my face,
and i guessed her weight.
She was a minger.
 
#14
In the shade of the old apple tree
Where between her fat legs I could see
A little brown spot
With the hair in a knot,
And it certainly looked good to me.

I asked as I tickled her tit
If she thought that my big thing would fit.
She said it would do
So we had a good screw
In the shade of the old apple tree.


In the shade of the old apple tree
I got all that was coming to me.
In the soft dewy grass
I had a fine piece of ass
From a maiden that was fine to see.


I could hear the dull buzz of the bee
As he sunk his grub hooks into me.
Her ass it was fine
But you should have seen mine
In the shade of the old apple tree.
 
#16
Woody32 said:
Yes to the tune of magic moments, but what are the rest of the lyrics
The only line I can ever remember is:

I'll never forget the smell of the sweat from under her armpits
 

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#17
taff683 said:
It wasn't the grass,
that tickled her ass,
it was my finger.
She sat on my face,
and i guessed her weight.
She was a minger.
Remember the night
I fell in the sh!te
I had me best suit on
The one that I got
From saving a lot
Of Embassy coupons.
 
#19
A lot of the songs I heard during my trips in the back of a 4 tonner were also sang in various rugby pish ups over the years. You might want to try here:
Rugger Songs



Edited to Add: sorry, I didnt realise this cnut on the website wrote them!

No 096, now that would have the peelers in a right tizzy!

This site is a free:

Free songs and more Links
 
#20
PeoplesPTI said:
i know some one you dont know
yogi, yogi
i know some one you dont know
yogi yogi bear

yogi yogi bear
yogi yogi bear
i know some one you dont know
yogi yogi bear.(the rest follow this format, sung to the tune of "camp town races"(alla blazin saddles))

yogis got a girl friend
cindy, cindy, etc

cindy dosnt shave her muff
grizzly, grizzly, etc

yogi likes it in the snow
polar, polar, etc

yogi likes the larger girls
cuddly, cuddly, etc

cindys into whips and chains
kinky, kinky, etc

yogi likes it in the trees
koala, koala, etc

yogis got a little friend
booboo, booboo, etc

booboo likes it up his arse
bender, bender, etc

yogi likes some chinky muff
panda, panda, etc

sometimes yogi has a w@nk
solo, solo, etc
Yogi is an anti-semitic
Gas cham-, Gas cham-, Gas cham-bear

Yogi has an STD
Cucum-, Cucum-, Cucum-bear
 

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