Song Lyrics !!

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  1. Worst, rudest, dirtiest or downrite just sh*te ! Wot tickles your fancy ?

    Im only mentioning this as it seems a lot of you guys mention this when viewing some bit of stuff .....

    "Shake for me girl, I wanna be your BACK DOOR MAN" - Led Zepellin, Whole lotta love.
    :twisted: Something we should know Robert Plant ? lol
     
  2. Deep Purple - Knocking At Your Back Door:


    Sweet Lucy was a dancer
    But none of us would chance her
    Because she was a samurai
    She made electric shadows
    Beyond our fingertips
    And none of us could reach that high

    She came on like a teaser
    I had to touch and please her
    Enjoy a little paradise
    The lock was in my pocket
    When Lucy met the rocket
    She never knew the reason why

    I can't deny it
    With that smile on her face
    Oh it's not the kill
    It's the thrill of the chase

    Feel it coming
    It's knocking at the door
    You know it's no good running
    It's not against the law
    The point of no return
    And now you know the score
    And now you're learning
    What's knockin' at your back door

    Sweet Nancy was so fancy
    To get into her pants
    We had to be the aristocracy
    The members that she toyed with
    At city club were something in diplomacy

    So we put her on the hit list
    Of a common cunning linguist
    A master of many tongues
    And now she eases gently
    From her Austin to her Bentley
    Suddenly she feels so young

    I can't deny it
    With that smile on her face
    Oh it's not the kill
    It's the thrill of the chase

    Feel it coming
    It's knocking at the door
    You know it's no good running
    No it's not against the law
    The point of no return
    Now how you know the score
    And now you're learning
    What's knockin' at your back door

    Sweet Lucy was a dancer
    But none of us would chance her
    Because she was a samurai
    She made electric shadows
    Beyond our fingertips
    And one of us could reach that high

    I can't deny it
    With that smile on my face
    Oh oh, it's not the kill
    It's the thrill of the chase

    Feel it coming
    Knocking at your door
    You know it's no good running
    No it's knocking at your door
    Knockin' at your back door
     
  3. Ive fcuked a sheep, ive fcuked a goat, i rammed my c0ck right down its throat, SO WHAT!!

    - so what .
     
  4. She's a witch, a bat
    A bona fide bore
    What's more, she snores
    And that is a fact
    Cows eyes lie
    Yes, it's time to resist
    How did I ever get into this?
    How could I ever
    Have kissed that bitch?
    So what if she has
    Got big tits

    No Chump Love Sucker - RHCP
     
  5. all well and good but its not the Backdoor Man!!

    Argh! Huh!
    Whoah, yeah.
    Yeah! C'mon! Yeah!

    Oh, yeah, I'm a — yeah, I'm a back door man,
    I'm a back door man.
    The men don't know,
    But the little girls understand.

    Well, all you people, they're tryin' to sleep,
    I'm out to makin' with my midnight creep— yeah,
    'Cause I'm a back door man.
    The men don't know
    But the little girls understand.
    All right, yeah!

    You men eat your dinner,
    Eat your pork and beans
    I eat more chicken
    Any man ever seen — yeah, yeah.

    I'm a back door man — wha!
    The men don't know
    But the little girls understand.

    Well, I'm a back door man,
    I'm a back door man.
    Whoa, baby — I'm a back door man.
    The men don't know
    But the little girls understand.

    - The doors, backdoor man.
     
  6. Yeah, you're sitting on your arrse in your dirty clothes
    You're looking a mess, you're picking your nose
    Woman
    You're a fecking mess

    Your tits are big but your brains are small
    Sometimes I wonder you got any brains at all
    Woman
    Ah stuff yourself

    Well feck you, feck you
    Don't you tell me what to do
    Woman
    Ah feck off

    I've got my deed, I've married you
    What did I do to deserve you?
    Woman
    Why me?
     
  7. Well I've fecked this
    And I've fecked that
    And I've even fecked a schoolgirl's crack
    So what, so what
    So what, so what you boring little cnut
    Who cares, who cares about you
    Who cares, who cares about you
    You, you, you, you....
     
  8. From a great band in late 70's and early 80's. I give you the Dead Kennedys.

    Went to a party

    I danced all night

    I drank sixteen beers

    And I started up a fight



    But now I am jaded

    You're out of luck

    I'm rolling down the stairs

    Too drunk to f uck



    Too drunk to f uck

    Too drunk to f uck

    Too drunk, to f uck

    I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to f uck



    I love your stories

    I like your gun

    Shooting out truck tires

    Sounds like loads and loads of fun



    But in my room

    Wish you were dead

    You ball like the baby

    In Eraserhead



    Too drunk to f uck

    Too drunk to f uck

    Too drunk to f uck
    I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to f uck

    Too drunk to f uck
    Hmm

    Too drunk to f uck

    I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to f uck
     
  9. The Sex Pistols - Friggin in the Riggin


    It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
    The figurehead was a whore in bed
    And the mast, a mammoth penis

    The captain of this lugger
    He was a dirty bugger
    He wasn't fit to shovel shit
    From one place to another

    Chorus:
    Friggin' in the riggin'
    Friggin' in the riggin'
    Friggin' in the riggin'
    There was fuck all else to do


    The first mate's name was Morgan
    By Christ, he was a gorgon
    Ten times a day he'd stop and play
    With his fuckin' organ

    The first mate's name was Cooper
    By Christ he was a trooper.
    He jerked and jerked until he worked
    Himself into a stupor

    Chorus

    The second mate was Andy
    By Christ, he had a dandy
    Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
    For cumming in the brandy

    The cabin boy was Flipper
    He was a fuckin' n--ger
    He stuffed his ass with broken glass
    And circumcised the skipper

    Chorus

    The Captain's wife was Mabel
    To fuck she was not able
    So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
    Across the barroom table

    The Captain had a daughter
    Who fell in deep sea water
    And by her squeals we knew the eels
    Had found 'er sexual quarters
     
  10. Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt

    Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
    I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
    Eyes in the darkness
    Echoing their madness

    The sights that have passed before them
    Watching as though it has never happened
    Now I only listen to what is not spoken

    Murder, hatred
    Anger, Savage
    Killings I have caused
    more than can be counted
    orgies of sadism
    And sexual perversion
    Virgin
    Tied to my mattress
    Legs spread wide
    Ruptured bowel, yanked
    From her insides
    Devirginized with my knife
    Internally bleeding
    Vagina, secreting
    her blood-wet pussy
    I am eating
    on her guts I am feeding
    Mutilated with a machete
    I fucked her dead body
    The first and last
    Your life's only romance
    My knife's jammed in your ass
    As you die you orgasm

    Pass on to the dead
    Nerve trembling convulsions
    No longer looking human

    I never see them, but I know they're there
    Locked in my subconcious
    Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
    Haunting unrealities
    Tear at me
    Hold her arms
    Her mouth taped shut
    Screams unheard
    Out pour her guts

    Layers of flesh peeling away
    Languish in your own decay
    descriptions of my killings
    bone chilling

    Terror, tear, her
    Virgin cunt

    Virgins are my victims
    Their tight interiors I explore
    Sharpened utensils of torture
    Now inserted inside of her
    Sex organs extracted for eating
    On her liver I am gnawing

    Forbidden lust for guts
    Ripped from her cunt
    Tears of blood cry down her thigh

    I ram my fist inside her hole
    From her crotch piss now flows
    Rectum filled with shit
    I fucked her emptied body
    Until she became stiff


    That little ditty was penned by a delightful group of musicians called Cannibal Corpse.I believe MDN plays tamborine for them.
     
  11. GG allin - Expose yourself to kids ...the lyrics are too obscene to be posted.
     
  12. This song was written by me and is dedicated to some of the women that frequent Harry’s bar in Catterick.
    To the tune of Justin Timberlake Sexy Back.
    This is Dirty Fat.

    [Verse 1]
    You’ve got that dirty fat
    A muffin top and a lardy back
    You stink of p!ss and sweat and that’s a fact
    You’re a munter and your tw@t is slack.
    Take em' to the Gym

    [Bridge]
    Dirty fat
    You need a salad
    and you need a shave
    yeah your minge is like a rancid cave
    It's just that no one wants you on their face

    Take em' to the chorus

    [Chorus]
    Come here girl
    Go ahead, go to the gym
    stop eating lard
    Go ahead, go to the gym
    KFC
    Go ahead, go to the gym
    running is free
    Go ahead, go to the gym
    Let me see what you're working with
    Go ahead, go to the gym
    Look at those hips
    Go ahead, go to the gym
    you know your vile
    Go ahead, go to the gym
    waist size is a mile
    Go ahead, go to the gym
    don’t get your sexy on
    Go ahead, be go to the gym
    don’t get your sexy on
    Go ahead, go to the gym

    [X6]

    Don’t get your sexy on

    [Verse 2]
    You’ve got that dirty fat
    Them boys take bets on who will ride your ass
    lets count how many you let lick your crack
    Cause you’re a horrid dirty fetid mass,
    Take em' to the gym
    Bridge]

    [Chorus]

    [Verse 3]
    you’ve got that dirty fat
    Them other boys fear you might attack
    get up the duff a spread a dose of clap
    Cause she'll fcuk your mates, your uncles and your dad
    Take em' to the gym

    [Chorus]

    D86 :D
     
  13. "She was a girl from Birmingham,She'd just had an abortion,she was a case of insanity her name was Pauline and she lived in a tree".
     
  14. BODIEEEEEEEEEES!
     
  15. If you don't want to f*ck me baby, baby f*ck off.