I WILL SURVIVE >Male Version................. > >First I was afraid, I was petrified! >At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side >I would've drunk a little less, >I would've tried to keep my head. >If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed. > >I tried to go, walk out the door >But you've been sitting on my legs and I >Can't feel them anymore >And now you're sitting on my face, my nose >Has vanished - not a trace, >I only hope that you're big knickers aren't >Made of liquorice lace > > >Before your fat and naked body makes me want >to heave > >Only hope that no one saw me walking home >With such a slut. >God the things that you get up to when you're >Half cut. > >I can't believe, I'm lying here. >It's all 'cos of that f**king evil drink that >We call beer >You can sod you beer goggles, shit I must >Have been blind >To mistake that Hoover dam for a se*xy young behind. > >Please let me go, I'm getting scared >There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly >Bre*asts from being bared. >I think that I must have been mad, God what >Made me want to court her? >With t*its that look like Tesco bags she'd just >Filled up with water > >It's time to go, run out the door >She's started hinting she wants se*x on her >Dirty lino floor >I don't think there's anything worse >Than the al-co-hol-ics curse. > >I WILL SURVIVE !