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phil245

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#1
I said to my son, "Where you going?" He said, "I'm off to meet a girl." I said, "Don't forget to wear a... you know." He said, "What?" I said, "You know." He said, "Do you mean a condom?" I said,"No, a fucking hat you ginger cunt."
 

B_AND_T

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#3
Sorry Phil, knicked!
 
#4
Like it.
 
#5
My son just got kicked out of school for getting one of the girls to wank him off. That's three schools this year. I told him sternly "maybe you're just not cut out to be a teacher".
 
#6
Similar thing happened to mine. Struck off for having sex with one of his patients.

Five fucking years it took him to become a vet.
 
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