Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Sep 17, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I said to my son, "Where you going?" He said, "I'm off to meet a girl." I said, "Don't forget to wear a... you know." He said, "What?" I said, "You know." He said, "Do you mean a condom?" I said,"No, a fucking hat you ginger cunt."
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  2. You've sired a ginger, huh? Do the decent thing - nothing short of a murder-suicide will expunge the shame.
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Sorry Phil, knicked!
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  5. My son just got kicked out of school for getting one of the girls to wank him off. That's three schools this year. I told him sternly "maybe you're just not cut out to be a teacher".
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  6. Similar thing happened to mine. Struck off for having sex with one of his patients.

    Five fucking years it took him to become a vet.
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